I'd have bluntly asked him what his goddamn malfunction was sitting his kid down on my bike. I wouldn't have belted his ass into next week, though, but he would have known damn quick that if he said anything stupid other than "sorry, sir, it was the wrong thing to do", then it would probably get ugly in front of his kid. I might then follow through with the elbows.... you know, Magz style. Okay, okay, I'm joking about the elbows.