Man, this is why I miss living in WV....when I lived there we didn't have any laws forbidding having a drink in a bar while carrying. My typical hangout - if and when I went out - was a pool hall in South Charleston with a friend from the WVCDL who also carried.
Sounds like a dead battery. Check the voltage on the battery when you get a chance. Did you keep it on a trickle charger over the winter/early spring? Oh, and definitely check the kill switch....
I guess I'm lucky with my ip4...it's been dropped and thrown a few times but not at speed on my bike.....it stays safely tucked away in the inner jacket pocket.
Ha, I thought it was interesting and cool that he brought up some of the old chick intro's after the two recent one's we've had. I voted NO....let him have his fun; no harm, no foul.