Not a Christmas story but a damn funny story was told today at work! This guy while in his 20's drove from Troy to screw the known whore in Tipp City who was in her 40's lives on corner of 2nd St and? Anyways while they were working up to it he said her kids were only 5ft away and freaked him out, kept asking to go to another room, she said no and then told him he's gonna be their new daddy which freaked him out more. After sex they went into her bedroom to lay down. He got up and she got stern with him asking where he's going, he said bathroom. He opened bathroom door hit light and fan then bolted out the house. On his way out he stole her Virginia slims. He's outside naked trying to get in his car and forgot its locked. He's digging through the clothes he grabbed to find keys and as he's doing it a car pulls around the corner and sees him. Here 10 years later his story is still being told and whoever was in that car is probably telling the story of the naked man in town trying to get in his car.