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  1. Welcome to the Asylum Greg, Hope to meet and ride with you sometime. Check out the upcoming Sport Touring event nearby: http://flybyweek.com/
  2. The above video is the 25 Exp WV ADV 160 ADV route so it's just a FYI thing. They have great routes. See ya.
  3. I am IN! 🤪 Monday-Friday These are great ADV routes. Sample https://youtu.be/7CHCGK0yHeg
  4. Same here, Invalid Meeting ID, download client, choose a application, E-mail address, bla bla bla . fuck me to tears, Agnes. I feel I am too old for this. You all talk amongst yourself, I will be in the bar dreaming of 2021 Hayabusa's😁
  5. Suzuki GSX-S1000T Confirmed In Approval Documents Touring-oriented, faired version of new GSX-S1000 to be launched soon.
  6. Busted out of Hocking Hills at 9am in a NE direction on curvy back roads with little traffic. Slipped under New Lexington on secondary roads while turning more north passing Crooksville and Roseville turning up to the river crossing at Philo then thru Chandlersville to our coffee stop in New Concord (Chapmans Coffee). Fueled up and headed south on 83 picking up 313 east around Senecaville Lake to 800 south thru Woodsfield jumping on 255 to our lunch spot in Sardis, Marv’s place. To our surprise it was closed. The man living next door stated that they closed last week, unable to find workers. So hungry and disappointed we jammed down the shoreline to FLY, (Riverview Diner) Lunch sucked but we were at the Ferry so across the river into Sisterville for a trip back north to the bridge at New Martinsville/Hannibal. After crossing back into Ohio we jumped on 536 to 78 and Blasted 78 home to the HOCK. Just under 300miles for the day of great asphalt roads and very little traffic.
  7. Hi Jim, I hope you are doing well. Miss you on the street. Stay Safe, B.
  8. History Lesson! The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals. 2. Conservatives. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement. Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians’ which was an early human word meaning 'bad hunter’) learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement. Some of these liberal men “evolved” into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, chardonnay wine, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided. Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass, for obvious reasons . Modern Liberals like special-flavored beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime, baseball, and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat. Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get something for nothing. Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss-off more liberals. And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks! Right after I forward this message.
  9. Had brunch at 555 Diner and past you on my return.
  10. I am game, I am 42min away from Port37 at 555&37
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  12. Today I was transported back to my teen years of the early 70's riding Honda mini trail in the woods. I took my wife's Honda Monkey and went spanking in and around the WNF trail system near my home. "Long Ridge Trail Loop" Kicked our Ass. All my young man skill set returned and I had so much fun.
  13. No one called in sick to ride today so I took the wife out to lunch a Boondocks BBQ Grill: McConnelsville and road some great curvy roads,
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    Dragon prep run

    Tory should be riding your CBR when you go to the Dragon. If the current administration is going to let 16YO's Vote on the national election I am sure we can turn Tory loose on a motorcycle. If you get pulled over just ask the officer if maybe we could just re-imagine the police and enforcement of licensing laws and consider her; (if that is her preferred pronoun) on a parental motorcycle permit and I am sure you will be fine.😁
  15. Just finished a organized ADV ride in the Vinton Co. area. Lot's of shaded forest roads. It did start to get hot in the afternoon so we broke off the route at 121 miles. Great Day
  16. I had to move two M/C and a 3wheel Spyder out of this stall to get this much free space. We all need more room.
  17. Eat at the Hickory House on our cold Sunday ride. Great BBQ food, clean and WARM. Thank You Pauly for the tip.
  18. Slapped a new BS front tire on the Z this AM.
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    WNC July 12-16

    I gotta learn TexTalk😄
  20. Made it back from WVA.&VA. Loop visiting old friends from time gone by. Cold and fog the first day but two day's of warm curvy back roads. 621miles. Moto-Mac https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsBAaDfZkbxULiV3c5MohnA/videos?view=0&sort=da&flow=grid
  21. We will be going by Weston WV. on US.119 on Sunday. We might jump up on US.19 and have some BBQ for lunch.😃 It's about half way to our overnight destination in Harrisburg, VA.
  22. I did that in FFA back in Jr.high. It helped framed my young understanding of the VaVa. I wasn't a farmer but they let me cut grass at the school on a riding lawn mower for credit. I think we hacked off some baby pig nuts also. Wife and I are riding to Fredricksburg, VA. on Sunday with a return on Tues for our Holiday ride.
  23. Pauly, That has to be one of the nicest post I have read from you in my short time here on O.R. 😀 Enjoy your Gerkin.😋
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