I fed my roommate a habanero stem after cutting one. Then rubbed my eyes while laughing. I filled the sink with water ,stuck my head in, and opened my eyes.
Do people who own corner properties never drive? Why do they all insist on planting thick bushes right at the point blocking the line of site of people pulling out.
He also used the ground to surgically remove the end of his levers , 'cause weight reduction, more aero, dragging them in turns, or something bout small glove-less hands..
http://gawker.com/school-board-to-pay-600-000-over-death-of-teens-who-we-1735168352 School District to Pay $600,000 Over Death of Teens Who Were Hypnotized by Principal
Can't tell if this is real or Onioned but it's all over reporting sites. http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/world-game/72645930/football-official-claims-eight-men-are-in-iran-womens-team
Who're the slick salesmen who sold the full-auto 24-7 countdown crosswalk lights to governments to put on all intersections even without sidewalks so now after triggering the sensor I have to wait 30 seconds for ghost pedestrians to finish crossing the road before the light changes so I can drive/ride through?
Then you get the "do-gooders" driving their indicated speed limit in the fast lane (to keep everyone else from speeding) that are really going 10 under.