My buddy came over last night, limping and he had a black eye and a swollen lip. I said, "What happened to you?"
He says, "I was over at my girlfriend's house yesterday and we were really having a good time, when she said, "I hear my husband's truck in the driveway! Quick, hit the back door.""
So I said, "What did you do?"
He said, "I know I should have gotten out of there, but you don't get an offer like that every day."