Pauly

Seriously.. it is kind of silly when you think about it. We're a society of adults hiding guns from each other, versus just carrying them open...like adults. Children hide things. Also, I am stoned..so this might not make as much sense to me in the morning. I still don't understand the backlash over open carry. If every CHL holder suddenly open carried tomorrow, we would shit our collective pants when we saw "WHO" was carrying "WHAT". Maybe that's it. Our subconscious is running this show and it is bathing in the glow of suspe sion of disbelief. It ain't a bunch of Keanu Reeves out there packing muzzle-flashed 1911 Colts. Let's not kid ourselves. I really want to wrap up the rest of this point of view, but apparently that brain-train has sailed in lieu of peanut m&m's. Perhaps another time. I am stuck in Charlotte for another 5 days.

I didn't ride here, but I did buy a Ducati hat 10 minutes before arriving...so that counts. Good BBQ, but not even close to top 10 status. The servers were attractive and friendly. The music was good. The beer selection was very good with lots of local stuff on tap. So, decent place but not worth making a special trip. If you are in the area, it is worth a stop.

Pauly health update... today was the first day off meds since Monday. My ear only needed a lidocaine boost yesterday morning. That is some good stuff. My voice is 90% recovered and my sinuses are doing better, too. I coughed a lot of nasty out of my chest yesterday and last night...which was disgusting, but needed to happen. Ever since that episode, my voice has been steadily coming back. I am hoping to be good to roll by next weekend. I need a good ride. I have bought nothing for my bikes, but I did swing by the Charlotte Duc store and picked up a ball cap that says "DUCATI". Now everyone can stop assuming I am superior to them and just acknowledge it as fact.

Fantastic. Glad to hear this.

Nice. I want to try to ride a Pennyfarthing.

I don't think my route is heading your way. Have a safe trip, Kent.

I think that is doable. If @Blitz plans to ride, then we will need to stop every 20 minutes for fuel, anyway. I used to be a salesman, but decided to get a refund from Satan on my soul and chose another path.

Meet at Bolivar DQ at 8:00 and rolling by 8:15. Pace will be unnecessarily excessive. Route isn't determined, but it will be twisty and the stops infrequent. No whining allowed.

Awe... you think only Jim has that pic.

Isn't "killed by defective airbag" the epitome of irony?

He was responding to the comment Tim made about governement coerced licking of jack boots.

Yeah, but... (nsfw)

Size 7.5 Mens waterproof sport tour boot? I need a pair for Isaac. Nothing over the top and 3/4 height is preferred. Thanks.

Yeah. Keep your rolling pin in your pants or she is gonna drag it across the cheese grater.

Fantastic intro. Welcome and ride safe.

I was rubbing my balls for that entire post.

What? I even used the plural form so you wouldn't feel like less of a man.

That is the classic PETA modus operandi, though.

I don't own any guns.

Geez, so teste...

You farging corksucker...

Ok. I have had just about enough if this shit. It is a CHL.... not a CCW.

What should be a killable offense is you nasty fuckers that fart on the plane. Three fucking lavatories and you just sit there...shitting your pants like the curry-eating fucks you are. Ought to be legal to toss you out the door. Nasty little bastards.

Only in a fascist police state, but... yeah.

I am on commerical flights a lot. I especially like the passengers that stand up and crane their necks under the overhead luggage compartment for 15 minutes. Fucking idiots.