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Installed GripPuppies to the Hyper and packed it for this weekend. Time to see how many times I can shit myself in one trip.

Ok... calm down, Jet Li.

You know... I was thinking about this post and checked my own mileage. Since April, I have ridden the FZ6 4,000 miles, the Whale 6,000 miles and the Hyper over 1,000 already..with 1,500 scheduled for this weekend. Holy crap. I do like riding motorcycles more than bicycles...and I have the stomach to prove it.

I just eat shit like this all the time... Mac and cheese, cabbage, fried plantains and oxtail. So much carbs. So much tasty.

I hear you. I was down to 165 lbs last summer, but my diet consisted of fruit snacks and 100 proof whiskey. Now I am traveling all the time for work and have not adjusted to hotel life. My exercise regimen has vanished and I am back into 34" waist pants. Not terribly excited about that, but I am getting a grip on things. Slow and steady, man. I would like to see a healthy 175 lbs for me. 165 was a bit small and made me shiver all the time. Of course, that may have been the all the whiskey and Red #5 food dye. Hard to say....

Base layer. Thermal shirt. T-shirt. Remove as needed.

@Killer_kaw...I have never used my heated gear. I have a Gerbings jacket liner, G3(?) gloves and a dual-pot controller. My el-cheapo Survivor suit is quite nice in the cold. It has a full quilted liner, but also never used that. I use Under Armour Cold Gear compression pants and shirt and this base layer does the most good. I prefer thin layers to bulky gear.

Uh... mark me down as an interested party. I have heated gear and a motorcycle.

Keep up the good work, Jim. I am looking forward to buying this bike in 5 years for pennies on the dollar with 200,000 miles on it.

320 miles. Good to see you guys. Next time we will go faster. Still getting used to the Hyper. Side note: It runs out of fuel around 170 miles.

No route or description necessary. Those invited already know who they are and know what to expect.

Ditched the floppy mirrors, added a CRG Blindspot and a tank bag. So much more gooder.

Kent, you let me know in the am if you are coming. I will wait if I know you are coming.

I missed the part where I asked for comments.

Be at Bolivar DQ at 8:00, fueled and ready to roll by 8:15.

I want to drive a M2, but I would buy one and I can't afford to.

Do we even allow cruiser riders to post on this forum?

@TimTheAzn This is getting out of hand.

Oh, yeah. My money is always on Ricky Racer and his Italian Stallion.

Duc guys can't ride. Everyone knows this. Just ask @Uncle Punk.

This and how many Ducati dealers do you think Ohio can sustain?

The soccer hot dog is fucking hilarious.

Why aren't our super expensive phones capable of being the best GPS device we have?

Rotate your phone.

Ontario, California smells like a shit pipe.