Pauly

Guilty, except for the sugar free part. I ain't nobody's bitch.

Chipper Dipper will out-smart them.

First: Engineers are most certainly asshats. Welcome to my reality. Second: The likelihood of any sort of catastrophic failure by following the maintenance schedule is virtually non-existent. Case in point: Danimal's SV650 with 200k+ miles and not one single valve inspection, let alone adjustment. If you sleep better changing it more often, then I suggest you do that....sleep is always good . Third: See "First".

Fuck cats.

Dino-fueling to NC to huck some gnar trail...or, however you say "ride it in the woods" in MTB speak.

Yeah... my money is on a hole in the piston crown. Regardless, that shit sucks. Sorry, man.

I had a bike on the lift once that I had to use MAP gas on the nut to free it. I was using a 1200ft/lb SnapOn impact wrench and it wouldn't move. I know the majority of the torque was consumed by the chain, but this was ridiculously tight.

I usually refer to them as "Bigot Chicken", but what's in a name, really?

I eat CFA all the time. Dumb campaign, or not... their stores are clean, the staff is polite and groomed and the food is tasty. Fuck all other fast food joints. CFA is cracking.

I like Kent's life better than mine.

I had this thought a while ago, but never got an answer that satisfied my curiosity. Why do the Chick-fil-A cows give a damn about who is eating meat versus chicken? They're dairy cows.

A scorching case of butthole aids?

Why? Because the grammar is totally fucked and you knew I would catch it?

Shh...

I pulled the trigger on another bike. I have turned down offers of $2200. I am apparently not as motivated as I thought I was. Anybody want to go a few rounds inside my head? It's kind of scary up there.

You can buy ear plugs for small ear canals very reasonably on Amazon.

Dammit. At this rate I will never sell the FZ6 for more that $1200. Knock it off.

Ooh wee ooh, you look just like Buddy Holly. Oh, oh... Is Debbie "Mary Tyler Moore"? I don't care what you say in this thread, anyway. No, I don't care about that!!

Dealer is offering $2,000. Get at me if you want this.

A few of us have tire changers. I mean... I don't, but if I did I would help you. But, I can't... so I won't.

and Tuesday.

How come e'ry time I haul my ass to Franklin, that French-fried fuck is closed?

I got to Baltic and turned around due to a very high level of frustration. I was not having a good ride. I was making time, but something just didn't feel right. I wasn't settled inside like riding usually makes me. I was busy thinking of other things and made a couple dumb errors. Minor, but potentially significant brain farts. That all coupled with my bike doing its tourette's dance, I just wasn't enjoying myself, so I decided to go motorcycle shopping instead. Luckily the dealership decided to offer the most egregious sales experience of my life and I did not ride away on something new. So, I am pleased to hear the ride went well. Sorry I missed the day, but I wasn't firing on all four today. I made a judgment call and am satisfied it was the right decision. Catch you guys next time.

Stop whining. Ride bikes.