Pauly

I just called... to say... your Grom sucks...

Well, I don't know what I did Sunday to cause it, but I lost my voice somehwere near Charleston. Other than some minor sinus pressure, I feel fine. I just can't talk...which will surely make tomorrow's training sessions seamless. Oh, well. At least I am vertical. Also, I have done nothing to my bike today.

Oh, yeah... that would be me most days.

Fuck you.. I AM TRAFFIC!!

PLT: If your shit is cable actuated, carry a spare.

This is sound logic, but the Kona is a brilliant ride already.

Can't diagnose a thing without pics of the spark plugs.

I was in WV a couple weekends ago and passed a few cyclists climbing the mountains. I decided then that I missed the satisfaction of a hard climb and promised myself I would get back onto my bicycle. The motorcycle is fun and I enjoy it very much, but it is not comparable to climbing on the bicycle. I will attempt to maintain a healthy balance of both. Then I can have my cake and eat it, too.

Taking the Wheelhouse to Charlotte this week. I am hoping to be back into a medium shirt and 32 jeans in time for Thanksgiving. I have not been very diligent on creating time for myself concerning fitness. However, I have ridden my motorcycles over 12k miles this year...so I am not that upset.

Threw the wheels back on the Hyper and slapped some new rear pads on the Voyager. I still need to change the oil on the Hyper, but I caught a bitch of a flu bug and spent all night shaking with a fever. I am just too pooped to pop today. Putting the wheels on absolutely wore me out.

I will be in NC for two weeks, but I will be steering a Chevy Cruze.

Rick sandbags every ride he does with us. I have seen him wick it up and the geezer can roll.

Extreme Scissoring?

There is no people watching like Los Angeles people watching. Ho. Lee. Chit.

Pack a set of arrowhead Multistrada panniers and get back to me. If you dont have the removable liner bags, get some. So much easier than dicking with the panniers themselves. Just toss the liners in the boxes and go. Glad you like your bike. Glad to see you back on the forums. Speed safe and I will catch you another time.

2008 FZ6 for $2500. 21k miles. Tires will last the season, but not on the track.

I just want to find a balance between "not peeing on the floor" and "holy shit my eyes are melting". Sometimes a motherfucker has to piss at 3:00 am.

Fuck that. I have been watching this forum rape the lexicon for over a decade.

Jesus.... I got fucking fat.

Step down? The Grom is in the basement. It is absolutely useless for any practical riding.

With bikes like the CBR500 and Ninja400... the appeal of a GROM is lost on me.

All light switches should be dimmers.

Most shut offs are far more than $50, Richy Rich. Also, it's "we non-alcoholics"...

Wow... haven't seen you round for some time.

I am completely flummoxed by the capabilities of that Ninja.