Dear DHL,
I have trusted you and your services, through thick and thin, to get my packages to their respective destinations. Your prices are great compared to your competitors FedEX and UPS, you include tracking for free which is a blessing on its own, and you even insure my oddly shaped and sized packages without the bat of an eye lash. Now let me ask you why, in God's name, why would you lose the one package that counts most? I carefully packaged my coilovers with a declared value of $1,500 in a box that took days to find the right size. I even went as far as wrapping them in bubble wrap, packing peanuts and newspaper; you just had to fuck up and lose the 32x18x12, 98lb package.
I'm sorry, but I'm affraid it's over between us. I'm glad I knew to never trust you and insured my package anyways. henceforth, I will be filing a loss claims form to get my FUCKING money back, while I will still have NOTHING to put on my car to get it back on the road, thanks DHL!
You're an epic failure,
Andrew Farkas