Names? Let me start out with you.
-V8 Beast
You find something you probably found funny on another website and post it on CR hoping you'll get some attention. Sure, a couple people probably got a few giggles out of the rage story the first time around, but the second time around, it's just fucking beat, not even funny, and drawn out. I feel it's more-or-less a way to get more attention, and/or the typical nutswing thread.
I'm going to give you this, so you actually feel like all that hard work of trying to get people's attention has paid off... Congratulations, gold star!
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-Hal
You like to think that The Kitchen is your stomping ground, but really I feel like I'm watching Sylvester Stallone sequels... the dude should have given up forever ago while he was ahead. For fucks sake, your hay-day was years ago.. give it up. The long winded insults you peck out at 14 words per minute are dry and humorless compared to what you used to insult people with. I mean c'mon, I think you even made a couple people cry back in the day. Don't let me get under your skin though, I hope you continue on in memory of the good times... you know, when you could actually insult someone without as much as breaking a sweat. Hell, even Cody trolled the fuck out of everyone in a thread made about himself... Best entertainment this website has seen in a while, and all you could do was ACT like you're going to stick up for him in the end? I think your screen name really ought to be Cinderella Man- A great movie that seems to be quite parallel to your CR biography.
-Not Brian
Why are you quoting me? You're the one person I had in mine before V8 Beast. Honestly, you bitch all the time in the LOL thread about how people don't post funny shit, yet Rich has a re-post every other page and it's still funnier than the retarded shit you probably got from your parents, in an email everyone already received, in 1995. :gtfo:
-Kickass
I'm surprised you even made it into a thread that wasn't about some fucking retarded Droid vs Iphone debate... seriously. Everyone knows you love your douchecockleberry or whatever fucking droid does, cupcake mod, 13th revision, super-duper rom-booter nerdy shitstain of a phone. Let me remind you, this is Columbus Racing. Although there's a lot of fags here who hardly race, and it's not condoned, we'd still rather talk about which gun to buy and where to get a fucking haircut than your damn phone.
-Jones
Speaking of dry humping phones, we know you fucking hump the shit out of your Audi and that's fine, but you can keep it to yourself, already. :fa:
-Johnny Bravo
I swear to god, people swing off your nuts more than anyone else on this forum, aside from Sam. However, the Schnauzie picture is pale in comparison to the level of funnies that I got from Kevin R's graphs. With that being said, I ask why people REALLY swing on your nuts? My conclusion: Must be the plucked eyebrows :masturboy:
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