Not Brian

Reminds me of my old heap. Throw as much BMR shit underneath that you can afford to make it handle almost as well as a new Honda Civic before adding too much power or you'll die. Also drill tiny holes in your front turn signals or they'll fill up with water. Don't forget to replace your pinion seal every 30k miles or less.

Got rid of my six year-old all-seasons for some proper Pilot Sport 4Ss and cruised around on these clouds in the awesome weather. I should have done this a long time ago.

Literally nobody cares about bikes.

Good stuff

Prolly. I just thought that part was funny.

tank of gas gets $12 more expensive buys $57,000 tesla

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/member.php?u=7229

ya'll got punk'd

man sometimes I murder a sixer and go browsing through the archived remember-when threads and weep a tear

One time I was riding the school bus home and my buddy said he overheard his dad tell mum to suck his dick. I was like wtf does that do? He was confused too. Anyway, my family had a central vac system in the house but inside each hole in the wall were two lil metal nubs. The vacuum hose has a metal ring around the end that connects that circuit and turns on the vacuumage. So I thought that thing could suck my dick. But how do I get metal in there? First I tried fucking it with a spoon. That was goofy. It would turn on for a second but it didn't really feel great. I put the spoon back in the drawer and tried other various paper clips and shit. Never got it to work right.

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man idk it just slips out naturally.. can't put me on the spot

You're so hilariously irrelevant but feel the need to reply to every single post on a dying forum as if you were. Go drive your disgusting jalopy of the month off a cliff and make CR better.

Imagine dying the same day as Bob Saget

will any cars going into this thing have over 250hp

memba when that elon character showed us a that tomb raider tiddy truck and then it never came out? Pepperidge farm.

Why does everybody have to make EV vehicles look so EV'ey?

Got a cheap little mileage-racker-upper and have been replacing aged bits n bobs here and there with new stuff. Wife gave it a pretty solid detail, too. Window switch was broken, shifter covered in 17 years of cumfarts, headlights were foggy, and a dozen other things that I had a actual mechanic fix (control arm bushings, balljoints, torn CV boots, alignment, etc.). Also has all new'ish belts, tires, and brakes, and is ready for some snowy parking lots.

work for $11.25/hr or sit at home making more hmm

ah, you should get a Prius Prime, but I doubt the supply will get to the point where you can have your pick of color/options. Less money on gas means more money for Hawaii and points further (Europe, China, etc)