yeah, got hitched Friday to an awesome chick who actually tags along and races with us - basically the opposite of gub gub's joke. He'd know that if he ever came out but his leechwoman has him by the lil balls.
Focus RS
One of our buddies we autocross with has one with bolt-ons and a tune and he's generally about a second faster than me. Not sure I'd want to daily a small hatchback (again), but I'd take it over any of the automatic land barges posted above.