Not Brian

You should check the LOL thread more often

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Just my gay opinion but the headlights ruin everything good about that car. Anyway welcome to the site, and you might wanna pick up some header bolts for your Nissan.

I wouldn't want either one

pretty freaking sweet

You have no idea how many times I do that.

Awesome, can't wait.

ugly and uglier

bitch does look like a zombie

I don't even know who that is.. Let me guess someone famous who OD'ed and died? That's fresh and original.

man those are fun to watch.

Yeah maybe if that shit was embedded on a daily basis.. not fooling anyone with that

Imagine a Thursday evening where the kids have karate lessons or some shit and it's your wife's turn to take them, most importantly meaning you get a couple hours of free time to yourself. Enough time to break out three different scents of dick lube, the hundred-gigabyte porn blu-ray with 3D cock and tits you've been hiding behind your wedding videos for months and scream like a mountain lion for half an hour. Through my experiences the black guys like to start out with grape, but that's just a fluffer. You get about twenty minutes in, enough to kinda get a feel for the plot and set the mood, and switch to a comfortable, fan-favorite strawberry. As you're unsuccessfully working it, you realize instead of a cock-hardening fuck you Trans Am of a car in your driveway, you now got some mocha frappe latte cherry whip cream ding dong dick butt car haunting you.. You shake off the great memories realizing you're a responsible father now.. and focus on the tits, but your eyes cannot help but wander down to the throbbing cock and bouncing balls. You start wondering what they would taste like.. just a small lick of those cute fuzzy little peaches. Just one. Then you pull out your shotgun and kill yourself from shame. Suddenly you wake up, it was all a dream. You open the garage door and there sits your Trans Am. You grab your wife and bend her over and fuck her brains out like the king of the fucking jungle.

Let's all get online and share our feelings about a dude. Fags.

I wear my hat backwards. Come at me.

Jeremy's a fucking boner.

suck a bag of dicks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao&NR=1

It probably wasn't, but anything that's slapped all over Burger King cups and shown every other commercial for a month straight instantly makes me hate it.

There's some racing going on at Columbus Motor Speedway at 7pm. No demolition derby fun stuff though

This pisses me off.. Thor and Capt Amerikuh look like garbage movies but I want to see Avengers, so now I'm inclined to go sit through them just so I'm up to speed.

sure maybe then I'll go outside and play or something.. prolly be good for me.

My mind is so full of fuck right now.

you fags keep letting people like this on the board..

cliffs? I'm not reading all that.