Once there was a guy who asked a girl to marry him
she said no
He spent the rest of his life in peace with cars, motorcycles, big tv's, beer and video games happily ever after.
I've got a huge box of them at my parents' house but they're all dented and fucked up because I actually played with my toys as a kid instead of setting them on a pretty display
the fuck? who says that? You got an external 2400 modem or something? I remember those days where a naked picture of a girl would slowly load one line at a time and my boner would get harder with each anticipated pixel. But that was like fifteen fuckin years ago.