seriously I hate threads like this. not because someone is honestly looking for advise on something stupid that happen to them, like the golf club story for example, or look at what happen to Sam. I hate these threads because everyone acts like they are so perfect.
We all do stupid shit, some get caught and some dont. Regardless of age any of us could be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Small Town law is a bitch though.
Good luck bro.