AngryBMW

Dont forget to wear one of your Chevy cut off's -Marc

Down -Marc

You yuppie golf playing fag. God I would love to see your ass play golf... -Marc

Moved to correct section... -Marc

That looks really good Hoblick. :thumbup: -Marc

You dont like Tool. Poser. -Marc

Chris Green likes to molest boys. -Marc

Did you get hit by a sword?? -Marc

That's just re-gawd-damn-diculous. Everyone knows you need at least 6 cylinders on a hot air ballon to out ET and Trap the colt. -Marc

When are you bringing out the Cat? I wouldnt mind checking her out now that she is a 5spd. -Marc

Basically, head up 70E like you're going to Trails. You'll see signs. Great place, cheap shit that really blows up. You do have to sign a waiver stating that you will not fire them off in Ohio. -Marc

Call me when you break into the 14's. Dick. -Marc

Chris fuck you for not selling your car a month ago. Dick. -Marc

Bored and stroked, forged neon motor into an el camino. -Marc

Only if I get to wear one of Anthony's cut off t's and Berto's mullet wig. -Marc

IdontcareIthoughtitwasfunny called...they said fuck you. -Marc

:gay2: -Marc

Sweet. I live in Powell -Marc

I swear to God if you puss out and dont spend at lest 5 days in C-bus im going to punch you in the cock.

I don't normally post jokes, but I lol'd at this... When girls don't put out!! This was written by a man... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor! This is so fucking true! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

You racist motherfucker. -Marc

So you ran what?? -Marc

He has his 5.0 which I assume the heads are for, and his brother has a 4.6 mod motor. -Marc

:gay: -Marc

I opened this thread expecting to see a video of mekafag crashing into the uhaul truck. Oh well. -Marc