Devils Advocate

Thats beautiful... But imagine finding one in your pool. EEP.

I wasnt questioning, thats just nuts.

Uh, I'll play you MLG rules. Actually, I'd destroy you in shotty snipers, too. SWAT doesnt exist in Halo 1. Please kill yourself.

For $$$$$$$? And to clarify, I mean Halo 1.

... But why?

Im waiting for the day that somebody from here plays me in Halo for Xbox.

....Isn't that Kinda ridiculous? I mean, It explains the cult following of GNs... But jeebus.

Thats the grossest fucking thing I think I've seen. Granted, I've never clicked on anything Sam or Linn has posted.

Parking in your lawn fits in with every time I've met you.

A/S/L? Srsly... I know this will offend you, and I dont mean to make you feel that way, but I'm impressed by the increase in tolerance that you've showed over the past year or so. I've been on here for like 5 years, and this is the first time I think I've said that.

Sorry to hear, do some good in her name and adopt another boxer in need.

I would beat up somebody's grandmother for this thing.

Fits your sig perfectly. I would wake up in Australia, on the coast somewhere... or in Spain.

Have you gotten all of the Homosexuality out of it since you got it back from Marc? Last I heard, Febreeze was working on a Gay-B-Gone spray that should solve all your problems.

Yo, Kenny should have to throw a pizza party with all the money he makes from this.

Does he still have that?!!?!?

Nothing.

Less Egg Nog for you, methinks.

Shut. The Fuck. Up.

Simpsons 1-10 > Any of that other crap. McFarlane is Groenings Bitch. American Dad is Awful, and the fact that Seth McFarlane spoke at Harvard is a great indicator of how shitty American Schools are.

What if I have 6 choices in a given situation? Are half of them right, and half of them wrong? Is it 60/40? Does it depend on the weather, or time of day? Do I get to change my mind later and be forgiven for the first one? Do I have to clasp my hands and talk to myself to receive said forgiveness? Why is it necessary to have a mystical robe wearing deity to tell you how to make the right decision?

Halo 1 > All, moot point.

LOL..... Um? ......HAHAHAHAHA. I'm actually laughing so hard that the energy required to remind you of the crusades and the inquisition is drainin.....sgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeec

It's alright, Trowa has made it abundantly clear that the only reason he's even still around here is because the mods have gotten soft in their old age. Scott: Yeah, no shit. My momma raised me right, I'm not about to unleash the full internet battling fury on a chick/broad/skifooza.

I'm laughing so hard right now. I didnt even remember making this thread until I logged on two minutes ago. A. Doesn't this contradict C? B. Nobody really gives a shit about what point in your relationship you're at with Hal... seriously. This is a car website, not OMGHIGHSCHOOLCRUSHEZ.COM C. Doesn't this contradict D? D. Youre not one to talk about getting butthurt on the internets, since your boyfriend/fiancee/sweetheart/flufferbunny disappears from the forums every couple of months in a huff because somebody says something on here that hurts his feeeeeewings. Add that to the fact that I was obviously less offended than previously indicated by my original post, and we begin to see how dumb and gullible you really are. WnaPlay: I won't even mention that you used an internet zinger that was actually invented before the internet, I'll just repeat how you actually got so mad at me on the internet one time that you called Anthony and asked him if you could beat me up. LOL!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? JohnnyB/Doctor Colossus: Cant do it. Too busy working and chasing the muff around. However, if I ever have a job that lets me sit on my ass in a computer chair all day for exorbitant amounts of money, I vow to return to CR to rid it forever of the brain cell deprived. Anyon else who came to the defense of miss prissypants: Do you all have tiny dicks? Srsly.