Devils Advocate

For letting your bitches run rampant on here. I just got neg repped by hal's woman for talking shit... Ive been on here since i was motherfuckin sixteen, and I dont need to be disrespected by some bitch because she is slobbing on somebody's knob. Disclaimer: Internet reputation on a website infrequently visited by me is VERY important to my self esteem. DDisclaimer: Im very drunk... And I still make more coherent posts than most of the sober rednecks on this bitch.

WHAT IS THE SECRET OF YOUR POWERRRRR?!

I can actually hear you talking in a patronizing tone. HaHA!

A Sileighty, a 280z with some crazy ass v8 in it, and a ridiculous Turbo II.

GET THE FUCK OFF OF CR, YOU'RE MAKING YOUR BOYFRIEND LOOK LIKE HES 16 YEARS OLD. THANKS! OMGGGGGG, HAL HAS TEH RLY NICE PEENUS!1!!11

I had a girl try to fuck me while I was driving on the highway to Cleveland. True story.

Wtf, I Move Away For Like Four Years And Am Behind Teh Times?1?!!?!?!

Hey Mike... Lure me away from big city livin'/restaurants back to columbus with a solid paycheck. If necessary, I have a resume on file that I can send you friday that includes a management position at a high volume Lettuce Entertain You restaurant. PS: I hate illiterates more than you do, if possible.

Is it not fashionable to hate Rob anymore? Fuck.

Yo, Everybody remember when Kenny's car got jacked? That sucked, as it was one of the more memorable/recognizeable cars in columbus. GG thieves.

Dance.

Awesome Fucking Awesome. ....Wait.

You wrang?

I picked up a turbo regal a few years back for $Free.99... sucka didnt even know what hit him. That shit was chopped and shopped within a day. Wierdest thing, though.. There were two phone books on the driver's seat, and the gas pedal had a wooden block taped to it.

Meh? (I dont has car)

Quality moderating right here... Oh wait.

Hey, Bro.... what're you doin' later? Wanna play some game cube, drink some beer? It'll be fun.

OSIKBURN!1!11

That thing can't be real. Yikes?

Im literally in tears.

I think this is the first time this has ever been used without hyperbole, but... OMFGROFL!!!!11!!1

If youre 18-20....

Bannim. HES FRIGGIN BUGBOY!1!!1!!1! I was like seventeen when I first heard that story and have never met him person... yet his grammar, ideas, and mannerisms are so frustrating OVER THE INTERNET that I have an almost physical revulsion to any reference to him or post of his. Its unhealthy, and I feel bad about it.

You snatched Vtak from me. I demand royalties. *edit* It was my Idea to have a senior members qualifications rule. Therefore, I am technically the cause of all this woe. Woohoo!

Does Mario still have his car, and is it even a lsx car? **Disclaimer** Look, you belligerent alcoholic slur-fest posters. I'm frigging wasted and made a perfectly understandable post. No more of this ZOMG, WHAR IS TEH SPAYSE BAR?!?! crap.