Devils Advocate

Well lets do the math. If it was like 100 people that ran over him and each of those people saved maybe $200-$300. Then there would be a total savings of around $20-$30k. Now Ive heard of people putting out "hits" on people for as low as $500 so if you look at it that way, there werent enough people killed.

 

I just like to think of it as natural selection. its makes it easier to not get all upset.

 

 

 

 

WHAT IS THE SECRET OF YOUR POWERRRRR?!

Oh, hey Paul, maybe you could lighten up just a bit so maybe our new friend to the forum here won't feel so ostracized?

 

 

 

I can actually hear you talking in a patronizing tone. HaHA!

A Sileighty, a 280z with some crazy ass v8 in it, and a ridiculous Turbo II.

Yep, a nice one. Thanks for your concern!

 

 

 

 

GET THE FUCK OFF OF CR, YOU'RE MAKING YOUR BOYFRIEND LOOK LIKE HES 16 YEARS OLD. THANKS!

 

 

OMGGGGGG, HAL HAS TEH RLY NICE PEENUS!1!!11

I had a girl try to fuck me while I was driving on the highway to Cleveland. True story.

Wtf, I Move Away For Like Four Years And Am Behind Teh Times?1?!!?!?!

Hey Mike... Lure me away from big city livin'/restaurants back to columbus with a solid paycheck. If necessary, I have a resume on file that I can send you friday that includes a management position at a high volume Lettuce Entertain You restaurant.

 

 

 

PS: I hate illiterates more than you do, if possible.

Is it not fashionable to hate Rob anymore?

 

 

 

 

Fuck.

Yo, Everybody remember when Kenny's car got jacked?

 

 

 

That sucked, as it was one of the more memorable/recognizeable cars in columbus.

 

 

GG thieves.

Dance.

Awesome fucking observation.

 

 

Awesome Fucking Awesome.

 

 

 

 

....Wait.

troof

 

 

 

You wrang?

I picked up a turbo regal a few years back for $Free.99... sucka didnt even know what hit him. That shit was chopped and shopped within a day. Wierdest thing, though.. There were two phone books on the driver's seat, and the gas pedal had a wooden block taped to it.

Meh?

 

 

 

 

 

(I dont has car)

Because he cried like a little bitch that he was not a SM.

 

 

 

Quality moderating right here... Oh wait.

I can type and race karts while wasted.

 

Sup?

 

 

 

Hey, Bro.... what're you doin' later? Wanna play some game cube, drink some beer? It'll be fun.

i guess you unmatured with age. i started with captain morgans in high school and got the taste for 151 as i got older.

 

 

 

 

 

OSIKBURN!1!11

That thing can't be real. Yikes?

For real?!? Yeah, I know that guy - total jerk. One time, I got a flat on Roberts Road, and I called him and was like, "Hey, Dan, I got a flat; can you bring me another tire?" And he was like, "What, do you think I work at a tire store? HAR HAR HAR!" and then he hung up. So, then I fucked his wife.

 

 

 

Im literally in tears.

LOL, don't listen to Skinner, he's just messing around. Really, it's mine. I've worked at that Tire Discounters for only a few months now; I used to run the one in Polaris. Anyway, my plans for it this winter are to put a bigger single on it and maybe run some spray to help with spooling.

 

 

I think this is the first time this has ever been used without hyperbole, but...

 

OMFGROFL!!!!11!!1

bleh. 151 > captain morgans

 

 

 

 

If youre 18-20....

Bannim. HES FRIGGIN BUGBOY!1!!1!!1! I was like seventeen when I first heard that story and have never met him person... yet his grammar, ideas, and mannerisms are so frustrating OVER THE INTERNET that I have an almost physical revulsion to any reference to him or post of his. Its unhealthy, and I feel bad about it.

ok you have 62 posts you are hardly an active member. if you want to see an active member look at brorape he has over 1000 posts in a year. I go to a lot of events and post on the board and im not a SM...Quit getting buthurt about the internet its not that big of a deal

 

 

 

 

You snatched Vtak from me. I demand royalties.

 

 

 

*edit*

 

 

It was my Idea to have a senior members qualifications rule. Therefore, I am technically the cause of all this woe. Woohoo!

Uh I highly doubt this list is even close to be right. There are so many other people I know with way faster lsx cars not on here.

 

 

 

Does Mario still have his car, and is it even a lsx car?

 

 

 

**Disclaimer**

 

 

Look, you belligerent alcoholic slur-fest posters. I'm frigging wasted and made a perfectly understandable post. No more of this ZOMG, WHAR IS TEH SPAYSE BAR?!?! crap.

I'm the Original Intelligent Hater's second-in-command. Im hating on a different level.