Devils Advocate

My fault Jon.

Now hold on a minute... I provide what is undoubtedly some of the best social commentary that this Short Bus of a website has seen in weeks, and for some reason.... YOU THINK I'M ELI!?

....Wait, wasn't I the one who started the thread?

....Wait, doesn't eli have an enormous british flag in his avatar?

....Wait, Isn't his name something strikingly different than "Hefty Jesus?"

.....Wait, are you abusing prescription drugs?

when i was your age, everyone had the self respect to at least put socks on their wheels, if not slippers. now, this was back in the day when gas cost four licorice whips a gallon in nineteen dickety two. we had to use the word "dickety" cuz the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty"

 

 

 

/grampa simpson

"I spent Threeeee Years on That Terlet!"

Because He has sanditis.

I'm assuming that you want everyone to see the word "sanditis", and follow the same tortured, laborous route that your brain did that leads to "having sand in one's vagina." However, you share a cognitive abilities level with perhaps seven other people on this board, so you're going to have to come up with some better directions.

When I read it, I instantly thought you meant "Sand Tits," which is infinitely funnier anyhow.

I almost wished you hadn't, I was only allowed to bask in the joy of.... ignorance of ignorance, I guess, for like 3.5 seconds.

It IS pretty funny that he posted a reply, directed at me, even though he knew I had him blocked. This new breed of postwhore doesn't even require thought-based insults, they provide all of the material themselves.

awww why you going to ignore my post? some are very important. dammit. lol

I consider you to be one of the main reasons that I'm against having children... In case I have some enormous chunk of negative Karma that I'm not aware of that would cause me to father something like you.

If CR is a "Legal Motorsports" site, where were all of the CR members saturday? Or the week before? Or the week before?

Sorry I was at Norwalk. Probaly at Trails this Saturday.

Best sig in the history of ever.

"Sailor moon has got tha boom anime babes, to make me think the wrong thing."

Think of it this way:

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k58/ImUrOBGYN/99Probs.jpg

......Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

.......Damn.

Ahhh, standard CR procedure. Every few months, Geoff returns for a few days, gets completely and totally destroyed, and vows to never return again.

PS: Every time I see soslo post, I have to fight a very powerful urge to throw my computer off a balcony.

I turned 22 today.

First worthless bday of my life... woo hoo.

*Reserved*

Im so happy... someone FINALLY made a grammatically correct, semi-intelligent, thought-out post in response to one of mine.

Took long enough.

Jealous?

... of What? Please dont act like you possess any qualities to be jealous of.

God you are a fucking douche.

 

I can't stand the welfare state either and feel there needs to be a big change in that too, but WTF does that have to do with illegals (other than them finding ways to suck welfare-type resources).

 

- They are here AGAINST OUR LAWS. Sadly, we aren't enforcing our laws.

 

- I don't give a shit how hard they are working for their family. There is a legal way to be here. If you aren't here legally, get the fuck out.

 

- Sure there are plenty of legals driving without insurance. But pretty much ALL illegals are driving without it. Then when you get hit, they give a generic name, never show to court, and that's the end of it. You are better off smashing their face in when it happens, then contest the assult charge...that way they are stuck coming to court (which of course they won't do).

 

You are probably the same idiot that thinks this country won't run if we deport the illegals.

...If the country could run without them, they would already be gone.

If it wasnt ridiculously difficult to obtain actual citizenry, they would do it.

I know you're a cold, bitter, angry, small cocked individual, but I never thought I'd see you say that you dont care about hardworking people less fortunate than you because they were born somewhere else. It's one thing to have an unhealthy hatred of cars that are manufactured better than the ones made here, it's another thing to completely condemn 12 million people youve never personally talked to for reasons you picked up on http://www.letsfindsomethingelsetoblameourcountriesproblemson.com.