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For those of you who don't know, link to part 1. http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57359&highlight=told Cliffs: Guy rips me off for 06 National Championship Game tickets. I tell fucker that I would find him and punish him. I find him, along with many other people whom he had stolen from. 7 federal felony charges, and two years later: http://usera.ImageCave.com/Rotarded/Thief.jpg http://usera.ImageCave.com/Rotarded/Thief1.jpg I got it all back, and he gets 5 years probation. He fucks up again, 3 years federal prison minimum. Booya!

I'm a struggling attorney trying to save a few dollars on gas?

Sean/Shawn/Shaun/Shon.... As you may be well aware, since your service writer days, that European Cars are expensive to maintain and or repair. Just do your homework and be prepared. Remember that I have had to buy alot of Euro-specific tools to work on mine over the last few years, and I'm only 200 yards from you. P.S. How did the Boys like the trains?

Put 10 strands of black licorice into a glass, fill with kerosene, Drink. Yeah thats close to what it's like!

I was gonna flame you, but let me draw you a little picture! Great party! I see you over there checking out the smoking blonde who walked in with that beast of a brunette. Nice effort trying to get the blonde to play beer pong while you inhale more liquid courage. You and your buddy, I'll call you the "WOOOO!" twins, are really turning up the volume in your third pong game! You don't seem to notice the beast in and out of your fridge and cupboards eating the last of you nacho cheese doritos. Your 4th game ends with a head swivel looking for the blonde. That's right, she's nowhere to be found because she's in the closet with my tongue down her throat, finger-banging away. The beast is worried, and in your drunken stupor, you canvass the surrounding blocks to no avail, as you come to realize that the beast is your destiny! You file this "no pride night" away and try to never speak of it. But you can't bury all of it, as you repeatedly tell our friends about the buttsexor. The End! +rep!

In any context, thats gay!

65th Birthday = 4 Viagra and 4 high end L.A. escorts. Going out with a BANG!

Yeah, I waited and waited cuz Kenny told me you were coming last night. You both fale!

I left after 8 beers and still made it up in time to stop for gas, stop at Giant Eagle for 3 cases of Diet Coke, and make it to work by 6:20am. Mah tummy no feel good.

So what time did you escape "Hotel California" Kenny?

John, I hope I am not too late. I would suggest a tin foil hat for your computer, then perhaps one could convince him to lick an electrical outlet (see electroconvulsive therapy), or just send him a kitten. But I digress. You are the Doctor! Season's Beatings, Michael P.S. How do I get rid of this orange rash on my peter?

Dear Johnny, He knows not with whom he is prodding! Shall we drop said "gloves" ,or leave him be to wallow in is own awesomeness? I'm not sure if I can dedicate the 3 brain cells needed for e-battle. I'm am far too distracted by this shiny object someone is waiving in front of me. Regards, Michael

Congrats! Over 95 posts since 9:15 last night! Redefining the term post whore? Get a fucking life, choad!

I thought you were talking about this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/Rabbitattack.jpg

Did someone call the Grammar Nazi? I went ahead and fixed your lack of apostrophe! kthanxbye!

Wanna shoot my gun? Check yes [ ] or no [ ] http://usera.ImageCave.com/Rotarded/avatars/shootyourself.jpg Please check yes!

Oh no you dint!

Das triple post!

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FANGS FTW! You are too much of a newb to get that one.

Affirmative action?

Tell Rob Endicott he's a "chode". "Love Mikey!"

Working today because I have inventory (liqour/beer/wine/soda in the amount of $95K strewn across 13 bars in 10 different buildings) due on Monday. I can get it done today and take the weekend off. Then i will work 20 days straight. Then 3 months off WITH PAY!!.

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