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i didnt read much of this thread so i hope these arent repeats Thor Xerxes Hercules "Get out of the bed when I'm trying to get laid!" Spud Dog Jimbo Tex Goatse

last night we had a birthday party for a friend, here's a list of what we bought: 1/4 keg of Sam Adams Winter Lager 6 30-racks of Coors light 3 30-racks of PBR (ugh) Bottles of Jager, 151, and Goldschlager for Liquid Cocaine A case of 12 King Cobra 40's Baileys, Kahlua, and a handle of Absolut Handles of Sailor Jerry and Captain Morgan 3 Bottles of smirnoff 6er of Molson for pregaming all in all it cost around $425.

eh, college is what you make of it. For some its an experience, for others its a party-enhancer, for many its a place to open up opportunities. Average GPA for a self-made millionaire hovers around 2.7. My GPA is 2.8. Things are lookin good for me.

port wine is so sweet but oh god i love it.

now we've switched to a pair of kegs, one of Coors Light for pong and such, the other of Sam Adams Oktoberfest which, god bless the people at Sam Adams brewing co, only costs $25 for a keg here. Also, shots of liquid cocaine (Jager, Goldschlager, 151)

if you're being serious you should be banned for bringing that kind of drama here. also, how can you be framed for cheating on your girl. either you put your dick in someone else or you didnt. dick move if you did.

A good white russian is delicious, but made by someone who doesn't know what they're doing they become a disaster.

For me tonight its been nothing but Irish Coffee and White Russians. And I had a Leinenkleugels Sunset Wheat which was orgasmic. Other than that I'm just hyper-drunk off caffeine and liquor all night.

$6 bottle of Portuguese Vinho Verde (Green wine) goes amazing with fish and doesn't taste like ass. I fucking love gettin pissed off that stuff.

first in page 2 i guess. i'll be the first to call out all the leghumpers in here, i see the usual crew. anyways, welcome from the resident asshole

F=ma, since a isn't stated and I'm assuming it's 0, F is equal. fucking physics

lol wut

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meh, i got no complaints. BU ain't so bad once you get past the grade deflation.

you're not inflammatory enough. a good kitchen thread requires: -gay-bashing -ford bashing -LSx bashing -someone getting banned -call outs -trolls piping up -benchracing -me

exactly what i was gonna write...fuck you for taking my creativity

things you could do with $100: -Reinvest in our dead economy, do your part to bring back the dollar -get a good blowjob from a good hooker -get 10 bad blowjobs from 10 bad hookers -2 tanks of gas -a couple grams of cocaine (not that i know market price or anything.....) -turn it all into dimes and take a bath in it -give it to me so I can do any of the above -put it in the bank and earn interest -invest and earn shitloads or lose it all -roll a fat blunt with it, dip it in formaldehyde, smoke it, then hallucinate yourself into a world where you weren't dumb enough to consider investing in a cheap shitmobile like that which will only end up costing you more money

in my apt for 4 people we use an oldass version that has no temp settings. basically your good ole' plug-and-cook interface with a light on top, and you know your shit's done when smoke starts pouring out. If you need one with all sorts of knobs and lights and all that other shit, get a regular goddamn grill and put on a coat. we only have the foreman for grilling sandwiches, for meats and stuff you should grow a pair of balls, brave the weather, and cook outside like a real man.

effin' truth.

I bet on the game, picked the Colts to cover too I had a decent week so far in terms of betting, if no one else had a ridiculously good week I get $50 for being the 1/2way leader in my pool, aka get my money back.

I'm just glad Brady has put to rest all the fuckers who said that Brady curls up and loses when the D-line gets to him or if he throws a couple INTs. Mathis got to him a couple times, and yet he charged down the field in 3 plays on a winning drive. Not only that THEN FUCKING MANNING CURLED UP AND DIED LIKE A LITTLE BITCH WHEN THE PATS D GOT TO HIM. All you guys who said Brady is underrated and can't lead a winning drive can suck a dick.

what does having a degree in linguistics have to do with correcting your grammar. correct grammar is formulaic, its not a subjective assessment done by a professional who judges you. it's a simple matter of right or wrong. I love when the dumbfucks crawl out of the woodwork in the winter.

I didn't want to start this thread here but since it's around I might as well fuel the fire. I did a little research on these sick fucks after hearing about this story a few days back and found out their website is http://www.godhatesfags.com. The site has since been shut down. Before it was shut down, I found out they're picketing here in Boston on Sunday. So I'm getting together a group of people to go down and cause a fucking ruckus. I'm all about protecting the first amendment, which is why I'm totally prepared to go to jail if I get the opportunity to beat the God-fearing shit out of the sick fuck that leads this hate movement. I realize it's just another incarnation of the KKK in a different time and era with different issues, but this intolerance and rejoicing in the slaughter of fellow men and women in the name of hatred has no place in society anymore. If there are any Bostonians who plan on showing up with me, PM me and we'll fucking rage on Sunday.

want to sell that porsche? :drool: free bump

QFT. Had to drive a 42" plasma upright in the bed of the Apache from Cinci-Cbus in the box. never fucking doing that again.