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have you tried divorce?

Does the Polaris Grill have outdoors? I havent eaten there forever but I remember it being pretty damn good

"Fuck this, if I'm gonna be out 5 g's, I'm at least gonna get some pussy" Drama makes that fucking show.

the problem i have with HBO is that they cancel their shows at their prime. its both a good and bad thing. the good thing is you don't see your favorite shows go down the shitter and get cancelled cuz they don't make money anymore. the bad thing is that series run short

"Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?"

weeds is an amazing show!!! the way season 2 ended was nuts

so i heard something about someone being banned?

season 3 is amazing, so far season 4 got off to a slow start but is still fucking hilarious...each individual episode is amazing in season 4

i love movie trivia n stuff, so this kinda thing is as much a test of what i know as anything

qfmft i was about to say, you've got the sexiest hood ornament on CR

before i start giving you massive amounts of shit for your absofuckinglutely retarded driving, tell me something...do you actually give a shit and learn from the fact that you've been busted twice? or are you the kinda phuck who is gonna start an e battle and say "fuck you, i can drive how i want blah blah blah" i'll even go so far as to say that i was in the same boat as you, 2 violations under 18 (neither for racing) but it took me longer than 3 weeks to get my first, and my 2nd was within 2 weeks of my 18th birthday but i definitely learned from my retardation

yeah dude, get forced induction out the ass. wasnt there a guy on here who had/sold that eggplant purple SC'd/Sprayed Tbird? either way, welcome

you would like tapioca

No, this isn't a link to some stupid online game where you shoot kittens or molest teenagers or play tetris. This is a game I made up out of boredom and inspiration. Here's the only link you need: www.imdb.com The idea: Take two completely random actors/actresses and try to get from one to the other's site. For instance, I could pick two people who have never been in a movie together, such as Ashton Kutcher and Judy Dench, and attempt to get from one's site to the other only by clicking names and movies. No back button, no search, no outside help. You can use directors, writers, producers, actors, extras, movie titles, video games, whatever appears on the site itself (none of the 250 best movies or whatever, thats cheating). Here's some fun pairings to start you up: Taye Diggs ---> Tim Allen (hint: Lightyear) Joan Cusack ---> Cedric Yarborough Carlos Alazraqui ---> Paul Newman Jake Gyllenhaal ---> Charlie Chaplin (my friend came up with this one, its actually incredibly easy if you know where to look...hint: biopics are a good way to go from a contemporary era to a historic actor) Dakota Fanning ---> Janet Lee Alfred Hitchcock ---> Perry Reeves I haven't done all of the above, but if you want to try one I know to be very very difficult: Randy Quaid ---> Sammy Davis, Jr. Example: Yesterday I went from Ashley Judd to Gary Busey. Here's how it ended up going: Ashley Judd --> High Crimes (2002) --> Morgan Freeman --> Glory (1989) --> Denzel Washington --> John Q (2002) --> Kevin Connolly --> Entourage --> Gary Busey This is seriously a really fun game, and it is fucking great to help your mental movie trivia database.

rat rods are the shit

in akron: http://www.oldchevytruck.com/trucks5/zf.htm in ny, if a fixer upper is what you want http://www.oldchevytruck.com/trucks1/w.htm just google shit, man. "classic truck for sale" got those two results on the first page i clicked

so we started out with one hilljack dumbass posting, and now apparently there's 3?

^^^Not only would we have had a problem fighting for land, but if we had ignored the potential military power of the atomic bomb, the Soviets would have been the first to get it. We snatched up all the German scientists we could after the war to delay the Soviet nuclear program, and even still they managed to get it done years before we predicted they would. Then they beat us to the ICBM/Space program benchmark. Its a damn good thing we were the first to come up with the a-bomb.

hmmmmm...machete could be cool. where in cbus are you? driving the truck is a pain in the wallet with gas

Slick ride, man. Never was a fan of the RX8 when it first came out, but they've grown on me a lot. Just can't get over those fuckin doors.

I dont think anyone said this, but M is always an amazing experience. Steak in a Bowl is the best thing on the menu, IMO.

i love wild dog mixes. my uncle's got a German Shepherd/Coyote mix and he is a very sweet dog, albeit humungous (i'm 6'3" and he can put his paws over my shoulders and lick my face). They live in Berkeley, CA which has no room, but they have property up in the mountains that they take him to where has like 300 acres of wilderness to fuck around in.

dude, its cleveland. if you haven't gotten the clap, been mugged, and seen 3 naked babies selling drugs on the corner by the time you've gotten off the highway, you'll probably survive.

DAAAAAAYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUM. first reply

wait a minute....you're saying insurance companies are evil!?!?!? WE MUST TAKE THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT TO THE SUPERFRIENDS!! nah just yankin your chain. my dad was an exec at nationwide for 5 years before he figured out he wasn't happy doing investments and lining the pockets of the execs with oodles of money just so they could go on ripping every single American off. the one bit of advice he's given me about getting a job (he's always supported me in anything i've wanted to do) was to NEVER get into insurance or law.