if i weren't so full of chipotle, and thus despising movement of any kind, i'd be laughing my ass off at this.
I am actually related to both Chuck Norris and Genghis Khan, both of which are masters of fucking. Whether it is Norris's violent tendencies to fuck whomever he feels the need to fuck, or Khan's historic harem, I never have problems. I just like to take it easy sometimes and "chase tail" just to give humanity a chance against my inexorable seed.