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did "Twinkie" amaze everyone? you know you've got a shitty movie when you're replacing the token black guys Tyrese and Ludacris with Bow Wow

Hook your PC up to a 60" Wega and tell me that

Since Sam and Linn have been throwing down their worst, I feel its time to finally use the ace I've had up my sleeve. This is not for the faint of heart, pregnant or nursing women, or people with pacemakers. http://www.masochist.com/redhole/scatslaves/scatrat/scatrat1.htm There's a "Next" link on the bottom...click it if you don't vomit after the first one

does it come with an asian in the passenger seat, or is that sold separately?

wrong section...move to swap meet?

yeah, i forgot to warn: hitman games are damn hard. they give you hints along the way if you go on rookie setting, but its so damn realistic you've got to use your assassin's intuition to complete contracts

Maybe sometime in the near future I'll do one of those writeups I do, but for now I'll just say this: buy it. This game is so damn fun. Definitely worth $40 (on PC), and I can only imagine how awesome it is on Xbox 360.

is this some inside joke circle jerk?

damn, nice car... owned 4 Z's and you're 19???? damn, dude!

i may be interested...i'll get back to you when i get a paycheck

4dr E36 M3 ftl...the only people that bought the 4dr also got the auto, so most of them are slow.

"If you ain't outta control, you ain't in control...still need a dictionary?"

My dad has an M3, and I effin' love it. 1995 3.0L 240bhp, OBD I, 10 double-spoke wheels, 2-dr, 5-spd manual, spoiler, Silver/Grey. Other than the Michelin Pilot Sport tires, its completely stock Its definitely one of those cars that is highly sought after, and with only 60k miles on it I don't think anyone would ever pay what its actually worth to a someone like my dad. Its not the fastest thing on the street, but with the OBDI it has the potential to be up there. I've always been a fan of the E30 M3 and the E36 3-series. I'm probably one of the only people that thinks the E36 318i hatch looks good (with those big 5-spokes BMW offered), and I've seen one with a M3 engine swap that was simply the tits.

1: You misspelled "a-s-s-u-m-p-t-i-o-n" 2: Your quote refers to the use of assumption as a noun, not as a verb 3: I'm drunk, and I still offer more coherent posts than you 4: I was kidding, dude. I work 2 jobs, one of which is teaching tennis to all ages. A lot of that is basically babysitting little kids and just teaching them to hold a tennis racquet. I have the wonderful privilege of taking shit from 2nd graders who think they're God's gift to sports.

with the perpetual absence of "Da Troof", I've basically assumed his role in pissing most people off.

quit your bitching, parking monkey

i'm big fan

please tell me there was a woman involved, and that it somehow ended it you getting some ass...otherwise, you should be punched. anyways, clerks 2 is gonna be funny, but you can't beat the original that was made on like a $40,000 budget. kevin smith ftw.

holy tits, thats sick where do you live, i feel like i've seen that driveway before

Yeah, mine's a fleetside as well; I like it a lot b/c its a bit more low profile

this thread had so much going for it...then the good doctor and CR's Uberherr (anthony) showed up and destroyed it...i'm just waiting for some jailbait porn from sam to send this to the fate of every other cr thread

Alcoholism! I define alcoholism as the genetic predisposition of a person to abuse alcoholic substances, either in excess or for the wrong reasons. I'm an alcoholic. My family history dictates that I'm genetically predisposed to abuse alcohol, which I find myself doing before I've reached the legal age to drink. Whether its harming people around me is the question, but undoubtedly I will have to realize I can't drink as much as I'd like to because it'd be harmful to others as well as myself. I don't think alcoholism is a disease, or a "condition". I think there are those who drink more than they should despite having no family history of alcoholism. Their children may inherit their bad habits, both through observing the behavior or through genetics, but I really think alcoholism is something you cannot help, though it is conquerable if you're not a weak bitch. All this coming from a guy who never met his grandfather because he drank himself to the grave when he was 50, and who is watching his uncle do the same thing at the age of 60. What are your thoughts?

i said it the first time and i'll say it again, this car is BEAUTIFUL. good luck trading

narcotic-induced softcore ftw.

fastest turd i've ever seen