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muck fichigan

i'll take the paintballs off your hands...how much you want?

my scale isn't so much a 1-10, but more of "how many things would i do to that" and i would do everything to that

to use the fiber wire, you hold the left mouse button to crouch and prep it, then when you're behind someone, you release it and it'll kill them

there's really no game that has the simplicity of Black with the awesome "blow the living fuck out of everything" factor, but there's always Doom2/3. Apparently "Darkwatch" is amazing, what with all the vampire cowboys n shit.

yeah the game is really short. it ends abruptly and has no plot whatsoever. i usually just play the bridge level cuz its the most fun.

it could be ok... Fantastic 4 2??? thats gonna suck Batman Begins sequel has yet to be titled, but will be next year I believe. who really cares what's coming out though; there's only movie I want to see. "I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES"

what happens when people give ricers horsepower? this.

You obviously don't come on CR enough...I wrote a longass review of BLACK here several months ago. Not to mention the fact that Hitman and BLACK are probably the most opposite games (in the genre that includes guns) ever made. Silent Assassin vs. Shoot-em-up nonstop death. Silver weapons = unlimited ammo Here's the review

i'm a huge fan of The Streets, although IMO Original Pirate Material is way better

obviously a drift car is not meant to go fast in a straight line. but fuck, 450 hp and not even breaking into the 12's??? lame

scratch it until it bleeds freely, then pour salt into the wounds. it'll heal in minutes

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Pixies - Doolittle The Streets - A Grand Don't Come For Free The Beatles - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

here's the thread

there was a thread about the cars a little while ago, and basically they're all relatively slow and still pretty damn ricerish. if i recall correctly, the fastest was Drift King's TT350Z which ran low 13's with 450 hp. IMO the RWD conversions were pretty fucking stupid.

this thread delivers

I understood why they put the engine in it, but why the fuck would the writers even write the mustang into the plot in the first place. Why didn't they instead use an old RX7 or 280Z or some other japanesemobile instead of a mustang???

that not really true...grunge music dominated the 90's, so emo never really caught on until the 00's.

Alright, i'll explain to you the whole emo thing, because its a fucking epidemic at Boston U. It begins with the music; emo kids go hand in hand with pretentious indie rockers to a point; emo kids latch on to a relatively unheard of band until they make it huge (when the indie rockers start to say "i loved them before they sold out" and move on) and then they get together with their emo friends and cry for no reason. They follow the trends and styles of any given band until a better option rears its ugly head, but it basically means tight gay jeans for dudes coupled with meticulous haircuts that see hours of manufacturing to appear unkempt. From the music/image comes the attitude; emo kids, like indie rockers, understand the world on a higher, more emotional level than common folk. Normal people apparently push their emotions aside which is the greatest sin known to man, as emotions are the only thing worth paying attention to. From the attitude comes the fact that emo kids are completely fucking annoying: they usually are brought up in well-off families (the only reason they can afford a $40 ticket to see Death Cab for Cutie) and have very little to complain about. Basically, the emo movement is a spinoff of the goth kid movement. While the goth kids started listening to Slipknot and Korn and other shitty uninnovative hardcore music, emo kids started listening to Dashboard Confessional and The Get Up Kids; again shitty and uninnovative, but just with a big blubbering pussy.

yeah, there's basically at least a dozen ways to go through any level/kill any target, and each one has an impact on the rest of the game (not just the level) through notoriety ratings, contract fees recieved, etc.

1) I want my money back 2) That movie sucked 3) A fucking fart cannon on a fastback mustang??? I mean, its one thing to put a that engine in that car, its another thing to glorify it. Heads are gonna roll... 3.5) Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING???? 4) Lucas Black was a really good supporting actor in Jarhead; did he think this was gonna be his "big break" or something?

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I actually know of a worse thing, but I didn't really want to go searching around the intarweb for it so i'll describe it; It doesn't involve shitting or pissing of any kind. There's no animals. Guys simply stick things into their urethras until they're large and expandable enough for another dude to stick his cock in. My friend showed me that once and I nearly puked; if it makes me sick, i'm pretty sure most poeple here would die.

i really think this competition will go too far; someone's gonna find a seven-dog infant bukkake torture site or something