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HAHAHA oh man, that is great :funny:

<--loaded on white russians, and couldn't be happier

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Actually, the dude has a book coming out soon called "The Dude Abides". Then some dumbfuck film major hippie wannabe tried to get all philosophical on our asses and ask him if there was any significant meaning in the phrase "The Dude Abides" since it is the last line, and is it more than just a story about the dude? After hearing that, the dude just made fun of him and told him not to read into the movie too much.

the dude is pretty much as laid back in real life as jeff bridges made him out to be my favorite question in the q&a was: "Dude, do you use a roach clip when you light up?" "No"

So, tonight BU was holding this viewing of The Big Lebowski, one of the staple films of Americana, and to introduce and field questions about the movie among other things was The Dude himself. Not Jeff Bridges, but the man who "The Dude" character was based on, a man named Jeff Dowd. He actually does slam white russians, he actually does go by "The Dude", and for all you former Kerry supporters, he was in Columbus during the presidential race promoting a video about Kerry showing what his experience in Vietnam was like. I don't care what you think politically. Personally, I didn't care what he thought. I was just honored to be in the presence of The Dude. So, yeah, this thread will probably fall into the abyss of boringdom, but I thought you might all like to be distracted for a short time.

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chemically, skyy is the purest stuff that exists

Hpnotiq, hands down, is the easiest thing to drink. Its also easy to carry around the city in a blue gatorade bottle without getting stopped by the popo (in Boston, they're all crazy). Since I'm a yuppie, and I'm subject to the generosity of other yuppie families, I'd have to say that Johnnie Walker Blue Label is by far the most delicious thing ever. Another great drink is called a "Dark and Stormy". Its a caribbean thing. Ginger beer + Caribbean rum. Its awesome. I was subject to the presence of an amazingly rich man in the Caribbean once (he invited me to his island. Yes his. Its adjacent to Sir Richard Branson's, the guy that owns Virgin everything), and he bought me and my sister (along with his two sons) each $150 glasses of rum that had been aged 100 years. Fuckin insane. Then we did karaoke. As far as beer, I'm a Guinness or Newcastle fiend, but in college its pretty much Natty and Bud. Although I occasionally do splurge on a Red Stripe or Heine sixer. In all my days of drinking (sadly, its too much proportional to my age), I'd have to say that Skyy is one of the greatest blessings to mankind. Its cheap, its the purest alcohol you can buy, and I have yet to get a hangover from it. One must also recognize the marriage of beer and liquor in the amazing inventions of Jägerbombs and Sakebombs alike.

next bond should've been Bow Wow

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white trash will only be the new wave when there is a racial slur for white people other than "crackas", "honkies", or "rednecks"

that guy is probably the one black dude with a tiny penis there's a difference between racism and comedic racial stereotypes :]

fucking yuppie (WE SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!)

that dude needs to get some good ole cracka bitch pussy before he says anything else about us honkies

The only experience I have with them (high school project car that continues to be a money pit...the Dirty Old Mopar) has been phenomenal. They helped me and my friend out for absolutely nothing, basically teaching us everything. They not only are phenomenal builders, they are all awesome dudes. They're definitely helping us to do some FREAKY shit to the dirty old mopar. Whether it ever gets done is the question.

Fuck it. Hooray for boobies.

ok since my other thread isn't working here's my point: All of you: Greasemonkey, sweet8, kohones, rx7. Whether you agree with me or not, think about this: What is your cultural identity? Where did your ancestors come from? I'm pretty sure they didn't come from here to begin with. I'll share with you my cultural identity, and then give you a little heartwarming story. My mother's side of the family came over to america in 1812 with the arrival of Ben Wood, an Austrian who began one of the largest cigar companies in New York at the time. He married Rosalyn Cowles, who was also Austrian, but through the centuries some other nationalities were intertwined with the Wood-Cowles family. My father was born in Portugal and lived there for 15 years in poverty most of your feeble minds cannot begin to fathom. We'll just say he did not know the luxury of hot running water until he was 16. He came over to America then. He took a job as a paper boy, and now after 32 years of building his life up, getting through grad school, and working shit jobs to make ends meet, I guarantee you he makes more money than 99.9% of all of you. He's a foreigner, he speaks with a very slight accent, and he recently resigned from Nationwide because of an anti-ethnic sentiment he felt there. Now you know what he's doing? He's working TO PROTECT all you motherfuckers. Rememer that Noe guy that fucked around with all YOUR taxpayer money? Yeah, Ohio hired my dad to fix that and get the state's finances back on track. So you can sit around and bash foreigners all you want for stealing American jobs, or lowering your quality of life, or whatever your political party tells you to believe, but before that you have to consider. Is your cultural identity simply "American"? Apologies to Mojoe for this, but the ignorance is getting to me.

Per request, I've made this a new thread. This is quoted exactly from another thread.

listen, bitches. You can let your vaginas bleed for as long as you like, but it ain't gonna change shit. USC beat ND and as far as the NCAA is concerned, thats how it'll go in the records.

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I love when the true ignorace of CR is exposed. The general consensus here at CR generally revolves around the fact that you DON'T FUCK WITH ANOTHER PERSON'S CAR, NO MATTER WHAT. There could be a bigass truck that cuts you off, a brainless ricer that redlines in 2nd for three miles straight trying to make you race, or just another dumbass cabbie, but you take your beef up with the driver, not the automobile. I think for the most part, everyone agrees with that; as long as they didn't fuck yo' momma, or kill your sister, their car is sacred. You can bust teeth all day long, though. I love when ever so often, though, someone makes a dumb comment like "man, I'd love to fuck his car up" or "why don't all you sand n*****s go back to the middle east!?" Disclaimer: I don't think middle easterners are any less human than I am. I do not have a superiority complex about races or social classes. I do have a superiority complex about uneducated ignorant racist bastards that fail to see that the cause of the problems festering in the Middle East and in terrorist organizations all over the world is caused more by the unwillingness to comprehend and/or accept the alternate beliefs of other fellow humans than it is blatant acts of aggression. I fully support G-dub in his attempt to mollify the situation in Iraq, but people need to stop believing everything they're told, maybe do a little research, and develop an opinion of their own instead of what 'the Party' tells them to think. this is great kitchen material

USC won. They deserved it. They went for the win instead of OT and they got it, so fuck all you idiots that try and undermine their talent. Pete Carroll is a helluva coach, and so is Charlie Weis (I'm a die hard Pats fan), but Leinart and Bush deserve credit. They are absolutely the best in the nation. I can't wait for the Rose Bowl. USC-38 Texas-28 thats my prediction