cptn janks

drake sucks.

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Gunbroker.com is ebay for guns Gunlistings.org is craigslist for guns

IMO if you felt the police officer was anything less than professional, report it.

its a legitimate gift. no money exchanged or anything like that.

I just want to make sure, if I give a car to someone all I have to do is write "gift" in the price right?

is that why you like it so much? ZOMG PWNED LOLOLOL

well bush DID own a baseball team... although his best move was to trade sammy sosa to chicago

you COULD infer innocence from victim, depending on how you use it vic·tim  http://sp.ask.com/dictstatic/g/d/speaker.gif /ˈvɪkhttp://sp.ask.com/dictstatic/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngtɪm/ [vik-tim] –noun 1. a person who suffers from a destructive or injurious action or agency: a victim of an automobile accident. 2. a person who is deceived or cheated, as by his or her own emotions or ignorance, by the dishonesty of others, or by some impersonal agency: a victim of misplaced confidence; the victim of a swindler; a victim of an optical illusion. the second one does sort of imply innocence however someone who got shot was not deceived or cheated. they DID suffer from a destructive or injurious action though. gb2 english class

hahaha warrant... thats funny as hell man. why would they need a warrant? you must have forgotten that if a cop SEES you breaking the law, or has PROBABLE CAUSE to believe that you have broken the law, he doesnt need dick to search you. if a cop pulls you over and the car reeks like weed, he doesnt need a warrant to search. if he sees a bag of drugs sitting on the floor, he doesnt need a warrant. if he comes to my door and sees a dead body lying in the floor, he doesnt need a warrant to enter. honestly though, they probably wont even look at your phone. they will just write you a ticket. its just like running a stop sign. you say you didnt, cop says you did. take it to court, who do you think the judge will believe?

studies have shown that people texting and driving are MORE IMPAIRED than a drunk driver. therefore, they should share the same penalties. either texting should send you to jail, loss of license, max 6 mos/1000 dollar fine or, drunk driving should be a 150 dollar ticket.

lol you people use banks? i just keep all my money in a shoebox in the closet.

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i have a time machine you can use.

haha yeah i had one tell me that for doing like 80 on 71. what a fuckin load of bullshit. there were no curves in the road, its a straight shot. a god damn trained monkey could drive at 80mph in a straight line.

gunlistings.org is like craigslist for guns.

always copy and paste CL ads, or take a screenshot. that way we can continue to LOL at them even after the ad gets taken down http://i43.tinypic.com/255uv6c.png

id much rather hit a kid or a dog than a car lol.

my fixed gear mountain bike http://i28.tinypic.com/dw9tl2.jpg fuji frame. bulletproof 3pc crank. rear is a surly flip flop hub laced to a sun rim. front is an alex x2000 wheel. shimano levers, low rise bars. no freewheel on the flip flop. i have one, just need to install it.

its in kansas.

funnier IRL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uneIieUrgI

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thanks for the info about CL. i was thinkin about looking there, but figured id ask here first... i though id probably meet less weirdos on here than CL, but honestly its probably a push haha also, i dont need one like ASAP in the next half hour or anything, but if anyone has any other ideas, let me know. sometime this week would be nice. also, looking for one close to canal winchester. someone in south columbus, lancaster etc would be ideal.

i need a notary to come to my house. yes,i know i can go to the DMV or any bank or car dealership, but i need someone to come to me. if you know anyone who can help, post ITT or PM me. thanks!

i think the certified station on 11th and summit sells race fuel. or maybe its a marathon station, i cant remember.