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cptn janks

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  1. also, if you are viewing from Iraq, does it say "meet hot girls in fallujah!"?
  2. ya know how on google or on some websites, the ad will say the name of your city. like "meet hot girls in columbus" or "find a car in columbus" ? for the past few days it has been saying Suisun City, CA. wtf is up with that? did my internets move?
  3. haha are you talking about the AZN lady? last time i was there she gave me 2 free apple pies because it took like 5 minutes for my fries to come up.
  4. best comparison i can think of for heineken is bitter urine.
  5. yeah my dad usually goes to PA about once a month. the headquarters for his company is there, so he is always going there for meetings and whatnot. he usually gets about 3 or 4 cases every trip
  6. how did you get a speeding ticket that wasnt you?
  7. yeah thats what i was thinking... from what i read on 5/3 site though, their personal loans and their line of credit are basically secured by your home (which i do not own). im not very well versed in the world of loans and finance, so any other information/advice would be helpful
  8. i was looking online at lendingtree and eloan or whatever, but they will only give you a loan for a car thats like 2002 or newer. one also had a 7500 dollar minimum loan. so then i went to my bank's website (5/3) same deal. they would only let me apply for a loan for a newer car. so if i want to buy an 1989 car for 5 grand, where do i go about getting a loan for it?
  9. meh, the state will just find some other way to steal your money. just like their parking meters. im convinced those things are set up to rob you of your money. i cant count how many times ive put money into a meter and it didnt do shit. then you get a 20 dollar ticket too its fucking bullshit. its obvious its a system designed to take your money out of your pocket and put it into the city's.
  10. there is another cover that ive seen online, that doesnt exactly reflect, it just kind of blocks out your plate. but the thing is, it only blocks it out from the camera angle. its kind of like a venetian blind for your plate. if you are behind the car, you can see the plate just fine and dandy, but if you are up 10 feet in the air, looking down, its like ray charles, and you cant see shit.
  11. bring yuengling to ohio. then we'll talk.
  12. i thought this thread was about: You got a fast car I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Anyplace is better Starting from zero got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something But me myself I got nothing to prove You got a fast car And I got a plan to get us out of here I been working at the convenience store Managed to save just a little bit of money We won't have to drive too far Just 'cross the border and into the city You and I can both get jobs And finally see what it means to be living You see my old man's got a problem He live with the bottle that's the way it is He says his body's too old for working I say his body's too young to look like his My mama went off and left him She wanted more from life than he could give I said somebody's got to take care of him So I quit school and that's what I did You got a fast car But is it fast enough so we can fly away We gotta make a decision We leave tonight or live and die this way I remember we were driving driving in your car The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged And I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone You got a fast car And we go cruising to entertain ourselves You still ain't got a job And I work in a market as a checkout girl I know things will get better You'll find work and I'll get promoted We'll move out of the shelter Buy a big house and live in the suburbs You got a fast car And I got a job that pays all our bills You stay out drinking late at the bar See more of your friends than you do of your kids I'd always hoped for better Thought maybe together you and me would find it I got no plans I ain't going nowhere So take your fast car and keep on driving You got a fast car But is it fast enough so you can fly away You gotta make a decision You leave tonight or live and die this way http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s95836.jpg
  13. i agree with the paying attention to whats ahead of you... most people only pay attention like 2 seconds in front... if you really wanna know whats going on, look about 7 seconds ahead i also try to keep it under 10 over. the only time the paying attention to the cars way ahead of you doesnt work is when they have their airplanes out they already got ya a mile back before you even see the cop. although if you just pay attention and slow down when you see the hash marks on the side of the road for the 2 miles or so, you'll be gravy
  14. i dont know what kind of moron would let an 18 year old girl drive a car like that...
  15. shit better come with an off switch http://www.consumeraffairs.com/news04/2006/09/nhtsa_stability.html
  16. i think people like you are exactly why no one uses turn signals anymore.
  17. women drivers, LOL thats cool they let you keep the dresser though.
  18. ROFL. yeah give em to this guy for 30 bucks so he can go to the scrap yard and sell them for 250
  19. the southwest "salad" has 400 calories in it. compare that to a big mac which has only 140 calories more...
  20. i really think we should lower the age of consent to 15. i mean hell, they are fucking already... so what, some 16 year old kid with pimples all over his face who pops in 5 seconds gets to fuck em but I dont? but im a grown man with skills... its just selfish. /david cross
  21. well he didnt really fuck her up bad or anything, but it was the way he did it. it wasnt playing or anything... she was just walking up on the porch like she had done 1000 other times, and the dog just ran over and bit her in the leg. prior to that it had bitten my friend too (in the ass lol) unprovoked. just out of the blue it decided it wanted to bite. my parents didnt want the meter reader or UPS guy to come to the house and get bitten, and then we get sued for $texas, so they decided to put the dog down... in retrospect i kind of agree with what they did. i mean i loved that dog, but i would have much rather had a roof over my head than that dog. cant afford the lawsuits that come with having a vicious dog. we had a cocker spaniel that we just had to put down last year because she couldnt walk anymore, and was getting way too old. she would bite you playing... no big deal. but the old dog was mean about itl.
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