I have an awesome project for you sir, 1998 bmw 528i automatic, great condition inside* and out** low miles***                                                                                                                      
* looks like a team of chimpanzees armed with marlbro reds and hatchets ate exploding cheesburgers in there   
** same simians bounced the car off of ever object in the known universe   
*** 263,000 miles of ghetto pothole dancing