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You fuckin scare me
#1. If someone waves at you, you wave back, it's called not being a shrivled dick asshole. If your nrighbor is nice to you, you are nice back to them.
#2. You are calling traditions and local food opinions graemlins/nonono.gif
#3. Holding the door for someone is called being polite. If they don't thank you for it, what makes you think you are any better when you say some stupid smart ass remark?
#4. Drugs ARE bad. People do all kinds of stupid shit when they are on drugs. Why do you think they are illegal? Oh it must be a G.W. conspiracy. Even in today's society, drugs are NOT accepted.
#5. High school football players have more heart than any pro-player you could ever go watch. Supporting children on a team and supporting your community is one of the best things you could do.
Remember, this is a redneck list. You wanna over analyze it, it will come right back at you because you are analyzing things you do not understand.