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Here I am on a friday night trying to take a shit and share some corey Feldman embarrassment & youre on that broken link in .9 seconds.

Dont Smoke Crack Let me help you with that.

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I too used to be a 12pk a day soda drinker. But after a while I started putting on alot of weight and I was worried about the diabetus. I then found an amazing solution back in high school. It started out as a dare when one day before football practice I threw icy hot in my cup...I was a little odd, but I swear i had the best physical performance of my life. I used to just do it for games or on the 2nd part of 2 a days but later on when i was looking for a solution as how to curb my soda intake I remembered it. So now every time I have an urge for a soda, i just rub a little IH on there and with in minutes i felt energized & alert (like had just drank a monster or 5hr energy). The best news was i never really experience a discernible crash. I dont know what it is but it fucking works...plus i save money & am healthier too! I never told any of my coworkers about it but i don't go a morning or 2p lunch lul w/o a little icy hot. I've got the little jars stashed all over. the car, work, shaving kit, gym bag, everywhere. My wife thinks i'm nuts but when she's S'n on my minty D I don't hear any complaints. word to the wise, don't get it too close to your ass hole. I dont know if its the mucus membranes or what but I one time I was overzealous and "primed the area" a little to well. I ended up feeling like i had just smoked crack with Rob Ford ( or what i assume i would feel like). Maybe i'm a light weight but that was just too much energy for me. I've never told anyone this & i've never heard anyone else use it like this...but it really does work.

Nice intro, also avail for a JO session, welcome to CR

I thought it was Hungarian kids on a Myanmar crane

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The Wheels on the bus go FUCK YO SHIT Sorry to hear & of course glad no one was hurt.

40something year old lesbians from texas is not desirable situation.

http://dcist.com/2014/03/cdc_reports_rare_female-to-female_h.php First documented female to female HIV transmission The couple reported that they were "routinely having unprotected (using no barrier precautions) oral and vaginal contact and using insertive sex toys that were shared between them but were not shared with any other persons." They also said their sex was sometimes "rough to the point of inducing bleeding in either woman," and reported having sex while either woman was menstruating.

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So about that time you lost your keys, phone, beer, wife? http://www.thetrackr.com/?ref=O4Ap2 PS they're giving them away for 2 more days! TrackR, the Bluetooth Low Energy-powered dongles that help you find missing or misplaced items, like your car keys, wallet, purse or bag, or even your dog, are now being upgraded in order to communicate peer-to-peer with other TrackR devices so that, when you’re out of range, you’ll be able to tap into a larger network for better support. Because such a task requires a network to actually exist in order to be worthwhile, the company is also giving away $100,000 worth of TrackR technology to kickstart its efforts. Formerly known as Phone Halo, the company was founded by Chris Herbert and Christian Smith back in 2009, as a spinoff from a project at the University of California Santa Barbara’s engineering school the year prior. TrackR’s initial device, the “WalletTrackR” (designed, as the name indicates, to be carried in your wallet) was soon crowdfunded into existence. It was later followed by a smaller “StickR TrackR” dongle which can be added to a key ring with an included strap, or stuck on just about anything using double-sided tape, including things like bike seats or dog collars. It’s these StickR TrackR’s which are first being upgraded with the additional peer-to-peer support, though a software update due in around five months’ time will provide something similar for the older WalletTrackR users. The dongles themselves offer user-replaceable batteries, which is one way they differ from some of the competition, and they’re able to communicate with a nearby iPhone or Android app up to 100 feet, which is par for the course. (Though in TrackR’s case, the dongles themselves can help locate a missing phone running its app, too, as well as vice versa.) However, until now, the devices would disconnect when out of range, only providing users with their last known GPS location for reference. The new support for peer-to-peer communication changes that. TrackR calls this feature “Crowd GPS, explaining that when an item goes missing, all TrackR-enabled phones will join in the search. This is similar to the promise buzzy competitor Tile makes today, but the difference is that TrackR may be beating Tile (which is still accepting pre-orders) to market. http://techcrunch.com/2014/03/10/trackr-the-coin-shaped-dongles-that-help-you-locate-lost-items-now-talk-to-each-other/

Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Ever hang around the gymnasium? Do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Compared to these guys http://www.wired.com/rawfile/2014/03/hidden-snipers/#slide-id-151701:full

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Jesus how much does an all CF trailer cost.

maybe, but in 5 years with this car its the 1st time ive noticed it thanks, I wouldn't have thought of that no, pretty consistent here.

For the past 2 fillups ive had a 33% drop off in fuel efficiency. Taken care of the obvious stuff oil change, air filter, tire pressure check, fluid check...all with no change. no engine light, change in driving style or odd sounds/feels. Im not down on power either. Maybe clogged fuel filter? This is on my DD a 2002 mazda tribute with 195k

We're officially in the market for a used 2008+ sub 100k Toyota Highlander. Not in any rush, so if CR finds, hears, knows of a steal please pass it my way! In the event we cant find a good deal on a highlander, we'll start looking at smaller awd SUVs.

what in the hell is a "gal pal"? Either way, the closer proximity to an airport, the better!

FYI you can transfer a sprint CDMA phone to straight talk

Turns out what im talking about are Mobile Virtual Network Operators. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_mobile_virtual_network_operators But it does look like i can bring my samsung GSIII from sprint to t-mobile. what about this $25 plan?

Im at the point where its possible to switch cell phone providers. I spend 75% in Columbus, in wifi range. I really don't see the need for paying a boatload of money for the same service that could be had at 1/2 the price. I've heard of Virgin & h20 wireless. Any other companies i should consider?