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Rustlestiltskin

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  1. Oh hell yes. I'd rock the shit out of this car. Always keep a fur coat in the back seat at all times. That 2 tone is sick. I need interior shots ASAP.
  2. Lol what a dumpster fire thread
  3. My alarm wakes me up at 6:45am. I wonder if I have set the wrong time on my alarm as I do not feel rested and it is dark outside. I stare at my phone bleary eyed and realise that actually yes, it is time to get up. I go to the kitchen and make a coffee to try and kickstart my brain, and eat chitty bland scrambled eggs on toast. I treat myself to a rasher of bacon, and savour it as much as possible, for I know it is one of the few fleeting moments of pleasure I will experience all day. I shower, get dressed and walk to the bus stop (while I hold a full driver's licence, current petrol prices and insurance costs mean it is cheaper for me to commute this way). I get on the bus and sit behind a good looking teen couple, kissing and fawning over each other on their way to college. I rage, knowing I never got to experience undiluted teenage love. I bury my head in an autobiography, and read about someone who lived a better life than me. I arrive at work by 8:30am, wishing I was still in bed. I sit at my desk rotting, feeling my posture gradually deteriorating. I medicate myself with painkillers, and a steady supply of caffeine ensures the boredom of my work will not fully send me to sleep. I tap away at a computer, realising that if the company I worked for bothered or could afford to implement better software, 75% of my job would be done by the computer itself, faster and more accurately than I could hope to. I make small talk with my coworkers just enough so they do not think I am a retarded, emotionally-stunted zombie. After 8+ hours of drudgery, I make my way home. I lift for an hour in the vain hope that increasing the size of my muscles little by little will eventually lead me attract a cute gf; I then shove some food down my throat to keep me alive, so I can repeat the cycle of working day by day, year by year, ultimately so I can make more money for somebody else. If I am lucky, I have one hour per evening where I am free to do what I like after that, although usually I am too tired to do much except watch the latest episode of whatever American TV show is currently hot, or fap into a tissue. I go to sleep, knowing tomorrow will be exactly the same.
  4. Need black light pic of sofa for confirmation. Also in for pics of sofa. Interested
  5. Nah, just many other games coming/came out that I'd rather play than this. It is a fun game though.
  6. Have a brand new, hardly played copy of Halo 5 for xbox one. $45 shipped takes it home.
  7. or the classic one: Go to any bar in short north and take 10 shots of vodka then try to get home before blacking/passing out
  8. Carpenter Ants. They burrow into wood and make nests. Best take care of them now.
  9. Wake up ya potheads. Don't forget to put on your favorite Hemp jewelry and go watch your vote burn in flames today.
  10. Great example of being an Administrator. If your wife's family didn't have money you'd be maxing out credit left n right while trying to take more selfies in your work bathroom.
  11. Glenn dead, Carol dead, mishone dead. Carl dead. Only 2 left are rick and daryl and they were riding on the motorcycle at end of episode with rick riding bitch.
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