Michigan can fuck off and wallow in the misery of us owning them the past decade. I survived the Cooper era and can still recall smug ass Michigan fans talk condescendingly about Ohio State and make dumb references about how Michigan State is a bigger rival. How you fucking like us now, you maize and blue fucks? Little bitches. You can lose every game for all I care. And I wish when we beat your asses it would count for two losses. Fuck your stupid winged helmets, your cemetery-quiet "big house," and your quaint, snobbish, coffee-house college town filled with intellectual hipsters that conveniently fall back on academics when we hang L's on you.
*i realize I'm talking to no one in particular. Don't care. Feels fucking fabulous.