Dr. Pomade

What the fuckity fuck? I am so at a loss to understand how the NCAA operates with this kind of shit that I'm suspicious that I've caught a case of developmental disability. USC's Reggie Bush. His parents get a house. USC gets fucking whacked by NCAA. Auburn's Cam Newton. His dad got a church. Auburn gets absolutely nothing. Zip. Ohio State's Tat 5. Trade some of their shit for tattoos. Ohio State gets fucking whacked by NCAA. A&M's Johnny Douchebag. Trades his autographs for cash. A&M gets absolutely nothing. Zilch. Someone help me understand how I'm not going insane here.

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LOL @ 1:40

Yeah, but wasn't that always the rule?

They even told him it was backward and he said it wasn't. He should have to run into it the same way.

P.S. I love that this thread has digressed into an analysis of parking.

If you park like that, then people will assume you're a dick with a sense of entitlement that comes along with your expensive car. If you don't park like that, then people will assume you're a moron that's looking to get your expensive door dinged. Ironically, parking like that will make some people want to ding your door on purpose.

I'm always a fan of people who put the make or model of their car on their vanity plate. Congratulations, you've just paid money to advertise what was already apparent from the badging on your car. I'm ambivalent on the parking job. I can guess I can see it from both perspectives, though I lean more toward it's a douchey thing to do.

What the hell? Did he run into it from the wrong direction? Were the arms on it locked?

I remember seeing some special on this - the sauna championships, or whatever - a while ago. They actually featured that Timo guy (the contestant in this story that didn't die) and talked about how he endured the temperatures, etc. They had some ordinary person try it and, of course, they were only able to tolerate like half of what the contestants can tolerate. In any event, it's probably time to leave the sauna when your skin starts falling off. I'm no professional, so that's just a guess.

Slightly more funny.

Hang thing is indeed stupid. And, by stupid, I mean fucking phenomenal.

http://www.sanantoniobuckeyes.com/

Make OP slandering BMW drivers. Get defensive when people implicitly agree. This makes complete sense.

Sounds like someone got rejected by a girl with tats.

Hand thing is best video in the history of history.

I can be a Buckeye fan and still like Oregon. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Camaro.

I can't hate on Oregon. I'm a fan of their panache. Some of their uniforms make me have seizures, but they do what they do.

Stone Cold ET is fucking awesome.

PS - good luck with the build, hope it all goes as planned, and I have no doubt it will produce results.

So what you're saying is that if you did a RWD conversion you'd not only make 2000whp but also claim preemptive victories over the UGR armada?

+100 samurai points to whoever can track down the twins