Dr. Pomade

LOL, win.

This sounds more like greed and not so much about psychopathy. I enjoyed the way Paul murdered necrophilia.

Going for the strip and just launching yourself headlong with wild abandon are two different things. We saw a lot of the latter during the game on Saturday. That shit has to go. Wrap up, stop movement, and then go for strip.

LOL @ Kentucky getting beat by Western Kentucky and Auburn almost getting beat by UL Monroe.

It's bullshit because the SEC also-rans - South Carolina, Georgia, etc. - get their rankings artifically inflated, which only serves to ensure that at least one SEC team stays in the national title hunt. Oh, Alabama lost to South Carolina? Oh, well, that's because South Carolina is sooooo good - I mean, look, they are the SEVENTH BEST TEAM IN ALL OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL. So, Alabama, let's see, you'll drop to #5 in the polls, and South Carolina, you're now #3. Fucking puke.

tOSU totally deserved to drop to #16. Them at #16 is about right. Teams deserving to be in Top 10: -Alabama -Florida State -West Virginia -Stanford Teams in Top 10 that are waiting to be exposed: -South Carolina (another perennially over-ranked team) -Georgia (yet another perennially over-ranked team) -Oklahoma

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Some other thoughts: - ND looked pretty good. As much as this makes me want to gouge my eye out, I'd rank ND higher than Ohio State in the polls. - the Cal game was weird. It felt like Ohio State was dominating in lots of ways, but all the missed tackles, big gains (oh look another completed pass over the middle!), and stupid penalties kept Cal firmly in the game. - LOL @ Va Tech. LJ said it best: eternally overrated. Here's what normally happens next: Va Tech falls to like 23 in the polls, then they go on to win the rest of their games in a weak ACC (and Big East before that) and quietly end up like #8 in the polls at the season's end.

Just in case any of you forgot how awesome I am.

Yeah, now that you say that, I'm not sure if it was black or dark blue.

I think I saw this car in a roundabout in Hilliard not too long ago. I thought it looked good.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh186/tilley614/tonystarkwheels.jpg

Did they send an invite to Clarett? Perhaps he can get a weekend furlough.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

I noticed this as well. Fucking ESPN. When I was young, an ESPN was brand new - and all they aired were hockey games - I thought of ESPN as being this pure, unbiased entity devoted to objectively reporting sporting news. Clearly, they're far from that today. Looking back, I wonder, were they always like this and I was just naive, or did money - the root of some many evils - end up skewing them so badly? I find myself sometimes intentionally not watching ESPN stuff in protest.

This is for a special friend named DJ. http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh186/tilley614/tony-stark.jpg

But even a mediocre negotiator would realize I must have some alternative here.

Did you get it correct? I remember the first time I heard this riddle. I had no clue how to solve it.

Phil: 92 points. Josh: 0.5 points.

I can't say I disagree with any of this.

Is that Homer Simpson pouring something from a pitcher?

You ask either guard - doesn't matter which - "What door would he tell me to go through?" Then, you go through the opposite door. If you happen to ask the guard that is the liar, he will lie (duh) and say that the other guard (the one that tells the truth) would tell you to go through the Death door. If you happen to ask the guard that is one that always tells the truth, he will tell you the truth (again, duh) and say that the other guard (the one that always likes) would tell you to go through the Death door. So, regardless of who you ask, both will end up telling you that the other will direct you into the Death door. Therefore, you pick the opposite door and live happily ever after, hopefully with hair as cool as Davie Bowie's in that movie.

So I owe you lunch and the wheels? I'm far from a skilled negotiator, but this does not seem like a good deal for me.