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I think you've cracked the case

Notre Dame's defensive coordinator rocks a hella goatee. I'm pretty sure that thing calls at least 25 percent of the defensive schemes

Quality You get +20 hair product points

Week 1 and this week have felt like bowl game weekends with all of the really quality match ups.

Notre Dame has great unis. I say this all the time. I hate you Notre Dame.

LOL for real

Just looked it up - USC is actually 11-1 against B1G since 2000. I think their loss was against Nebraska a year or so ago in a bowl game?

And I bet USC is probably like 178-0 against the B1G since 2000

Look for Ferentz to be given another contract extension later this week. Because Iowa

They (Danielson and that demented quack Verne) are like a mini propaganda machine. Verne is like what I would be if I was drunk and concussed trying to call a game. "WHOA LOOK OUT THAT WAS A LOT OF CONTACT LOOK OUT THAT'S NICK SABAN BAMA PORK CHOPS ISOSCELES"

That fanbase is delusional. It's pathetic and insulting all at the same time.

I've been saying this for years. I hate both of them. Before Bama's rise to power, they were Tebow homers.

I'll start considering suggestions now...

That's a cool stat. And to think we still have to play Nebraska (blue blood). And if we get matched up against another blue blood in the playoffs (Alabama or Texas, for instance), that would make 5 of the 8 blue bloods played in what amounts to one calendar year. In fact if we got 2 blue bloods in playoffs then we could get 6 of 8 (which is one away from all that would be possible, since we can't play ourselves). Also I am considering the following to be the blue bloods Alabama Notre dame Ohio state Oklahoma USC Texas Michigan Nebraska

I will take the bet. Ohio State wins and I get to change my name to whatever I want and I get to change your name to whatever I want. Oklahoma wins and I will change my name to whatever you want. Or keep on being Timmy Beck. Deal?

I heard yesterday on the Fan something I found really interesting about NDSU - they've beaten a Power 5 opponent on the road every year for the past 3 or 4 years.

Houston beats Cincy by 20. Louisville beats Florida State by 17. Alabama beats Ole Miss by 30. Ohio State beats Oklahoma 45-24.

Ohio State up to #3 in AP poll. 3 B1G teams in top 10, and a couple more just outside top 10. Looking like a really solid slate of games this weekend. Top 3 teams (Bama, FSU, and Ohio State could all easily lose).

Play terrible and win by 45 points. Happy sad

AP POLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 1 Alabama 2 Clemson 3 FSU 4 Ohio St 5 Michigan 6 Houston 7 Stanford 8 Wash 9 UGA 10 Wisconsin 11 Texas 12 MSU 13 Louisville 14 Oklahoma 15 TCU 16 Iowa 17 Tennessee 18 Notre Dame 19 Ole Miss 20Texas A&M 21 LSU 22 Oklahoma St. 23 Baylor 24 Oregon 25 Miami Some thoughts: - I kind of like that the AP voters were just like "fuck it let's just slot Texas and Wisconsin in here because last week we didn't know either of them existed" - top 5 seems about right - top 10 seems about right, too, I guess. - LSU should be nowhere close to the top 25. Wisconsin dominated them, really - Ole Miss likely shouldn't have dropped that far. FSU has a solid team and were playing what amounted to a home game - LOL Tennessee where dat hype train goin'

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Nonsense, Alabama could lose to Alcorn State right now and still make the playoffs. They'll likely lose to Ole Miss, and then ESPN will be sure to tell us this is because of how rigorous the SEC West is, and how Ole Miss "has their number," and how Alabama "didn't want to be there," etc., etc. Ole Miss didn't look terrible. I agree, their QB is an idiot. He's like Christian Hackenburg: the longer he is in college the worse he appears to play. Florida State has a lot of talent. I think they are one of the few teams that has the talent/athleticism to be able to play with the likes of Alabama.

I just LOL'ed at meteor winning the game comment.