Dr. Pomade

Bypass wives and girlfriends altogether, employ hookers, buy C7 Z06, new truck, that aforementioned Benz, and a home in Miami.

I bought my car from California; picked it up in Cambridge. Call Jordan. No brainer. Will be the only way I purchase cars from now on. JET Auto Sales.

It should have been from never.

That's just careless.

Strong move; chicks dig the puns. Godspeed my good man.

I can possibly see one shoe, but both of them?? LOL

I don't want to pick favorites but Carie is my favorite. And apparently Brooke doesn't know how a bench works.

Yenner with monster post X 2 DJ's face just caught on fire.

Truth be told, I want to like Geeto67. I think there's hope for him yet.

Another treat for DJ: http://www.carolynhaines.com/UserFiles/EditorImages/6822_152885693812_547203812_2721232_6643594_n%5B1%5D%5B1%5D.jpg

Thanks, Obama.

I don't think anyone has an issue with Geeto67's opinions. I think people have an issue with his condescension. It was the same thing with DWiggs; no one really cared what his opinion was, they just cared that he couldn't help but come across as a dick when he expressed it.

My wife is an an attorney and I need to tell you how I feel about this so here are some WORDS AND MORE WORDS AND SOME MORE WORDS AND LOTS OF LETTERS PUT TOGETHER FOLLOWED BY WORDS AND MORE WORDS AND SOME MORE WORDS AND LOTS OF LETTERS PUT TOGETHER FOLLOWED BY WORDS AND MORE WORDS AND SOME MORE WORDS AND LOTS OF LETTERS PUT TOGETHER FOLLOWED BY WORDS AND MORE WORDS AND SOME MORE WORDS AND LOTS OF LETTERS PUT TOGETHER FOLLOWED BY WORDS AND MORE WORDS AND SOME MORE WORDS AND LOTS OF LETTERS PUT TOGETHER FOLLOWED BY WORDS AND MORE WORDS AND SOME MORE WORDS AND LOTS OF LETTERS PUT TOGETHER FOLLOWED BY WORDS AND MORE WORDS AND SOME MORE WORDS AND LOTS OF LETTERS PUT TOGETHER FOLLOWED BY WORDS AND MORE WORDS AND SOME MORE WORDS AND LOTS OF LETTERS PUT TOGETHER FOLLOWED BY WORDS AND MORE WORDS AND SOME MORE WORDS AND LOTS OF LETTERS PUT TOGETHER FOLLOWED BY WORDS AND MORE WORDS AND SOME MORE WORDS AND LOTS OF LETTERS PUT TOGETHER FOLLOWED BY WORDS AND MORE WORDS AND SOME MORE WORDS AND LOTS OF LETTERS PUT TOGETHER FOLLOWED BY WORDS.

Guess what 1 plus 2 is? Geeto67's ACT score. DJ loves the triple.

At least we know how the quote button works...

Oh, you're one to talk. How many novel-esque replies have you bestowed upon CR? The answer: too many

You've always been a wise man. Geeto67, listen to the wise man.

Back to the translator we go...

For the record, I'm just like Will Hunting in Good Will Hunting, only smarter and better looking.

I'm going to start translating what you've said into what you've actually said:

I believe the words you're looking for are, "Shit, you got me; good one. I earned my douchebag Harvard bar pony-tail on that one. Will try better next time."

Good job dodging his point, which is that the stuff you say on the internet can be a reflection of who a person is in real life. Putting that aside, let's all revel in how little you know about the law. You take Yenner to task for not knowing the difference between criminal and civil law, yet you make the egregious error of stating the prosecutor would be "making these statements to a jury not a judge." Hey, Matlock, you ever heard of a bench trial? It's this really cool thing where you don't have a jury trial and, instead, the judge considers the evidence and renders the verdict. *GASP* I know, shocking, right? So, in fact, the prosecutor could be making those statements to a judge, not a jury. Congratulations on the self-ownage, Chief Justice Irony; 10/10, and you stuck the landing. Wait, maybe they didn't teach you the difference between a bench trial and jury trial where you went to law school? BTW, I think you should change your avatar to a picture of that pony-tailed douchebag guy in the Harvard Bar from Good Will Hunting.

Pretty much spot on. "I only bring the car out for $1000" "Lock it in." "No I said $10,000" "Okay he said he would do $10,000 lock it in" "Pshshhughguhshh going through a tunnel"

All of these chicks are decent, IMHO (minus, perhaps, man hands, though I'm not usually one to judge). I'm totally with you guys -- if I was single, I would be alllll about Bumble and Tinder (or whatever else I don't know about because I'm out of touch with all of this). I wish I had all this stuff back when I dated. Or maybe I don't because then I would have AIDS. In any event, I'm living vicariously through this thread.

Because you elaborated it would magically clear up my misunderstanding? How do you know I still don't understand? Or is this just you pretending to know everything again? Everyone really likes it when you do that. I do like it how you are now keeping your replies to under 6 War and Peace's and 2 Library of Congress's, though. Baby steps, Justice Gee bro, baby steps.