Dr. Pomade

YESSSSS IM A LEAD FARMER MUTHAFUCKA

Reading these past few posts makes me think I've been roofied. LJ posts, people talk about Greg Oden, LJ posts the exact same thing 5 minutes later, people go back to talking about Greg Oden.

No where did I read where you'd jack that fat fuck right in the face. Forget trying to humiliate him by doing a sweet fadeaway over him; I'd humiliate him by hitting him as hard as I possibly could in the mouth with my fist. Just straight 19th level Affliction Blue Falcon belt status on his ass.

Here's the forest that I think you're missing: fatty deserved to get jacked. It's not about what were fouls and what weren't, or what type of fouls they were, or that hard fouls happen in competitive games, or that you're the captain of your YMCA over-30 basketball squad. Are you trying to say that what fatso did was fine - minus the fact that he sucks at basketball? You'd let that fat fuck hack your ass like that in a game and not doing anything about it?

I didn't know he played at UC? Interesting.

I would have really enjoyed seeing someone from the other team just jack fatty right in the fucking face. Legitimate fouls or not, that shit is bush league. Fatty comes across like a bully, not just a terrible fucking basketball player.

Famous Players from University of Cincinnati Football:

bUCkeye state You see what I'm trying to say when I type that?

It would likely take the QB of the Denver Broncos to beat a team as good as Cincy.

If Cincy was in the B10, they'd have just as many BCS bowl wins as they do now.

If Cincy was Ohio State they'd be the best team in Ohio.

:fuckyeah:

http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2011/september/550x-ironman-acura-2.jpg

I think it's great when you see these people trying to climb Everest with all this equipment and oxygen tanks and junk and then see the Sherpa who are guiding them have just a walking stick and a heavy jacket.

*slow nod of the head in approval of this*

If Arkansas still has to play, then the SEC could go 6-3 or 5-4 overall. They'll have a winning record. And the Big 12 could go 7-1? That's impressive - at face value, at least.

Posting three times in a row is what I like to call a Triple Winning.

Winning times two.

Winning.

Again, where's the reasoning? Can anyone get 100%? I would assume not, since you can't guarantee someone would definitely survive regardless. But, then that begs the question - what is the highest percentage you can get, and why?

However, you may recall that the car that lost its floorboards ended up blowing up because of an Asian guy shooting it and the "NOSSSSS!" exploding. Therefore, if we extend that line of reasoning, this car is the ultra sleeper because everyone will just assume it's been shot by Asians and blown up with exploding nitrous oxide, which means it shouldn't be very fast at all.

Megatron.

It's so sleeper people don't even think it's capable of driving, that's how sleeper it is. People are like, "Is this a pile of metal that someone has dropped off in a parking lot?" And then - FUCKING BLAMO - that shit transforms into a fast fucking automobile, and people are just standing there in awe.

Watched just for this, and then chuckled. She did kind of geek out there.

P.S. Minus gay points are awarded for admitting you would have sexored the blonde chick.