Dr. Pomade

Next level of gay: admitting you actually liked that song. Any gay takers here amongst us?

But not as gay as actually going to Google to find a pic of Roxette and then posting it. Now that's what I like to call gay, my friend.

LOL

I just emailed him to ask for a joy ride. http://s11.allstarpics.net/images/orig/o/3/o3dw3stvaqxgd33x.jpg

P.S. Glad Michigan won. I root for them in every bowl game - like I do for all B10 teams.

Am I the only one that thinks Denard Robinson looks like Lil Wayne? For the past three years I have said "Who wants to be Lil Wayne?" in a Lil Wayne voice every time Denard is on TV.

Dover, this was posted a few weeks ago, I think.

Of course.

Yeah, Miller was not good today. I didn't see the athleticism that kept so many plays alive or earned first downs throughout the year.

I think I owe an apology to Michigan State. I was calling them fool's gold earlier this year. Ohio State was all fool and none of the gold.

I mainly aimed at avoiding everyone too. I didn't select Other too much, if ever, I think.

Halftime of Rose Bowl: Wisconsin - 654 Oregon - 654 PRETTY GOOD DEFENSE GUISE

This is why I've always hearted Scotty 2 Hotty. Even the cars? Because we're Tigra and Bunny.

I don't know if I could have cleanly taken out anyone. I reasoned that it's difficult to cleanly take out anyone, so by me saying I would kill them that meant that I might run the risk of being killed myself. Do you understand what I'm saying when I say that, or do I need to say it a third time? And I didn't hide, retard. I chose to not get involved. Hiding wasn't one of the options.

I would have killed them all. My mindset in this is that emotions have no benefit in survival mode.

What did you guys answer for being trapped in the basement with the zombies coming through the door? I think I finally answered that I would grab a pipe, hide by the stairs, and nail a couple while trying to get up the stairs and out.

I chose to politely decline to get involved. I would have killed them had I know that, if I chose that, I would have killed them and there wasn't a chance that they could kill me. But I figured that there is a chance they could kill me, and I reasoned then that the calculated risk wasn't worth it.

Oregon is so WTF with their unis. Those helmets are nuts.

I chose not to do anything. My reasoning was that doing anything - going over to help, getting the zombies to chase you - was going to put yourself in unnecessary jeopardy. Taking emotion out of it, helping that person does nothing for you and only compromises your ability to survive longer. Do they explain the reasoning anywhere? I'm curious to know how the answers load toward total score. Like the one where the guy was arguing with the family over who should get the supplies. One of the options was to kill everyone. I don't know if, by answering that, you actually do get to kill them or only that your intent is to kill them and any number of things could happen - for instance, they kill you instead.

Dear Diary, Thanks for being there for me. We had a lot of good times. Well, like one or two. Mostly they were just bad. Oh well. There's always next year. Bye, John

Wow, we haven't lost 7 games in a season since 1897? Holy fuck. Oh well, there goes that record.

Jordan Hall, posturing like a boss. Someone please tell him we're still down by a touchdown, there's only a minute left, and Florida is in a prevent defense.

I know, I was being sarcastic. I thought Ohio State should have used time outs to save the clock.

Hey I think they should show that kickoff return for a TD again. If the TV audience hasn't seen it 509 times then it hasn't been shown enough if you ask me.

I hope we don't waste any of our timeouts stopping the clock and leaving time for us. Because the clock doesn't stop in college on a first down. WAIT A MINUTE