Now that we've solved your problem, can we now start joking about what you could wear?
For instance, I think it would be hilarious for you to show up dressed just like Don Johnson in Miami Vice. White blazer, pink shirt, sleeves pushed up, cheesy sunglasses, etc. And, when someone is like, "What's up with your outfit?" you could just calmly reply, "I've done my research on how the locals here in Miami dress, thanks."