Dr. Pomade

Thanks to all of you who sent me PMs about my cold-hearted wife and locked cellar door. I would have gotten back to you sooner, but I was busy helping solve a Munchausen's by proxy case. Pretty sad, really - some mom wanted to keep her daughter sick so she'd get the attention for it and kept feeding the daughter industrial solvents in her soup. The daughter ended up dying. Like I said, pretty sad. So, back to my wife, things have really turned around. She is so much more receptive to me now! We had a very tender - and erotic (kekekeke!) - moment not long ago. Let's just say it involved some clay, a pottery wheel, and the Righteous Brothers. I think we've definitely had a breakthrough.

+infinity And what was up with their stupid first down chant? Do they say, "First down, bitch!" that is accompanied by a backhand gesture (as though they are backhanding their bitch opponent)? Did you or anyone else notice this as well?

Not surprising that you missed the boobs yet keyed in on some guy talking about sucking dick.

P.S. I fucking hate Purdue. I hate that we seem to suck when we play them. Purdue is the new Illinois.

I'm not sure what we had more of today: missed tackles or penalties.

Okay guys, since everyone is telling their personal stories with ghosts and the paranormal, I guess I will too. As many of you know, I'm a psychologist and married. I love my work and I truly love my wife, but strange things have been happening lately. My wife has seemed distant and appears unduly preoccupied with work. So unlike her. Also, I have had a few challenging cases at work lately. Sometimes, I feel certain I've reached a correct diagnosis on a patient, only then to question myself about it later. I've tried to consult some of my textbooks on clinical diagnoses, but they're locked in our cellar, and for some reason I can never get the cellar door open. I know, totally weird. I finally decided to confront my wife about her being distant and ask for her advice on what might be going on in the house, but she was asleep when I got home - or she was just pretending to be asleep, I dunno. I think there's definitely hope for us, though, since she fell asleep while watching home movies of our wedding. Admittedly, I was touched by that, as it shows me that she still cares even though we haven't communicated very openly with each other lately. (There was an awkward moment at dinner a few weeks ago, but I'll spare you the details of that.) Something else I noticed was that it was very cold in our house, like the temperature had dropped rapidly. I read somewhere about that possibly being a sign of a ghost being in your house?

+3.14 Seriously, in for details on a bar/club I've never heard of.

I didn't know the Gateway to Hell relies upon Duracell.

Based on what I just read in the 11.11.11 thread, I surmise it was Doc who intervened.

Who intervened on his behalf? (Also, Apache or Gabe, can I get a "and a white knight appears?")

Best case scenario, you're an idiot who thinks Milton Bradley mass produces artifacts that create a gateway to the netherworld. Worst case scenario, you're attacked and killed by a demon. I fail to see how this needs any further thought.

Just stopped the vid at 19 seconds in. That plate on the Viper - are those actual Texas plates? The black and white with the star? What the fuck, those are awesome. Why is it that Ohio's plates have to be so incredibly fucking dumb? /rant, back to vid

Cyber?

Haha, I know, I was like, "What the fuck is this all about?" when I clicked that first link you posted.

Well, I did happen to perform an a cappella version "16 Tons" at my second-grade talent show to a rousing ovation.

LOL, I click link, I get some snotty ass message that says, "Here, let me google that for you," it types in something like "Jerry Sandusky pimping kids," then directs me to a google results page with a number of links along with another snotty message that said, "Now, was that hard?"

And with all the name changes, I can't keep track of who is who.

LOL, heart drunken lyrics. I can't throw any stones - I'm pretty awesome at butchering lyrics after a few drinks. Now, on to more important matters, like sending sexts to your number...

What the fuck? This thread just took a turn for disaster.

Anyone watch the news conference? Stupid reporter: are you aware that students are rioting right now? John Surma, vice chair of board: considering that I'm here right now, probably not. This is a shit show of epic proportions.

Nope. JoePa had to go. It was absolutely the right move by the Board of Trustees. You don't survive something of this magnitude.

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