Dr. Pomade

http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w351/Pats16Valve/IMAG0190.jpg This looks like a shocked owl. It's begging for a photochop of some sort.

Jones :fuckyeah:

P.S. Nebraska was running waaaaay downhill by the end of that game - like the entire offense was 11 Tommy Fraziers. Can't wait to see Wisconsin hang 100 points on us. Cue closed garage, running automobile, and rubber hose in tailpipe.

Be child in fourth row of Memorial Stadium: fear Joe Bauserman-thrown footballs. Be Jordan Hall: slip again. Be Luke Fickell: go back to running Jordan Hall after Carlos Hyde rips off 87654 yard TD run (because why would you want to give it to the hot hand?)

LOL, awesome. I went to a haunted house around the Cincinnati area years ago (not sure if it's still there) in which they employed a similar premise: they did a bunch of shit to scare you and get you running through a bunch of doors, and one door (which was the last door and the exit, though you didn't know it) leads back into the waiting room where everyone is waiting in line to go into the haunted house. So, basically, you are freaking out, screaming, running for your life, and fall flailing and screaming into a room where a bunch of people are looking at you acting like a complete idiot. It was ingenious.

I'm with you. And, I have to admit, this season more than any other has made me actually look forward to NFL games. I don't really have an NFL team, so I've thought about adopting one in the next year or so. It's just the whole OSU/CFB stupidity has kind of soured me a bit. I'm sure I'll come back around, but in the interim my attention has been pulled a bit more toward the NFL. And, coincidentally, the English Premier League. I know, not even close to being the same, but still, I've taken an interest in the EPL as well lately.

I've never driven a Viper. I like the way they look (on the outside, at least) and I think I would enjoy the gobs of power. However, I've heard criticisms before about the interior and also heard that, unless your thrashing the shit out of the car, it's kind of a pain in the ass to drive (i.e., not all that comfortable, etc). P.S. Vipers are those cars that everyone thinks are the fastest things in the universe simply because they are Vipers. A completely stock Viper could be sitting next to a top-fuel dragster in Kroger's parking lot, and some 15 year old kid will walk up and proclaim that the Viper would destroy the dragster simply because, well, it's a Viper, which are incapable of losing a race of any kind.

Damn, lots of nice cars.

Dunno, just not. No offense, but just not a car I would consider buying to just drive on weekends. If I bought that car, then I'd drive it every day. This.

So where is it? Ashley said something to me the other day about a place in Pataskala.

LOL, fucking fantastic. *applause*

Daily, yes (though I wouldn't have it all murdered out like that). Weekend car, no.

LOL, kid got jacked. I would consider one for a daily driver, but not a weekend car.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The only one of your pics that raised my eyebrows was wake over FSU. then again I know about absolute zero about wake.

I joked before the season started that Ohio State should just take the year off from football, forfeit their games, and start fresh in 2012. Thinking about it, that would have been better than this nightmare.

Makes complete sense.

Does not compute with my mid-life crisis.

LOL, wait, you're blaming the customer? Who cares if he's a dirtbag - he's a customer. You don't treat customers like that. And if it were not but for the actions of UGR, we'd never know about his personal life for you to pass judgment on. Do you follow that reasoning?

P.S. In before some jackass points out that the National Championship game in 2006 was played in Glendale and, thus, not technically in Phoenix. You get my point.

What I liked about Phoenix: all the freeways looked brand new. Kind of like Phoenix had a ton of money to spend on freeways and did them up really nice. Clean, fresh pavement, nice and flat, etc. Wished I had a really nice car to drive out there. What I didn't like about Phoenix: I watched Ohio State get massacred there in the National Championship game. Not really Phoenix's fault, but still the thought of Phoenix harbors some residual PTSD-like symptomatology for me.

Not on my iPhone 4, and that's the only thing that disappoints me about it. Everything else is great, IMHO.

I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE HOW TANNED AND JACKED I AM *doing shrugs* WHHAAAAAAT WHAAAAAAAT WHAAAAAAAT

Ordering 2012 Porsche 911 Turbo now... LOL, your character descriptions/visualizations have been on point lately.