Dr. Pomade

Some other random thoughts: - Hey, look, Notre Dame is overrated - again. When will people finally realize this is a mediocre team? I've known this for about 15 years now. - Are preseason rankings about the dumbest fucking thing you can think of? Being a complete OSU homer, I guess I didn't care as much in years past because we were highly ranked and I like that. But, really thinking about it, preseason rankings are stupid, yet they actually matter (given BCS). Can you imagine if the NFL playoffs were dependent, on part, on preseason rankings? - I like Oregon and all (uniforms are always awfully awesome), but maybe it's time for the medial to get off their nuts. They can't beat anyone with a defense. - I still can't decide if I liked or hated Georgia's Pro-Combat unis. - The Boise/Georgia game was a no-lose situation for me: if Georgia lost, I could laugh at an SEC team getting beat by Boise; if Boise lost, we would never have to hear about them (or their whining) for the rest of the year. LOL @ Georgia, *sigh* at the thought of having to look at Boise sit at the top of the polls for the next several weeks. - Here is my public apology to Bauserman. You did not suck whatsoever. You kind of reminded me of Krenzel, especially the way you scampered around effectively and dove for a TD.

Nope, I'm totally with you. I'm buying Fickell's stock right now. Would very much like to see him win 10 games this year and keep the head coaching job.

A different take on the preseason AP poll. Some good lolz inside: http://disported.com/2011/08/22/a-top-25-rankings-extravaganza/

Nope, to me, OSU-Maryland has about the same appeal as OSU-Akron. Same goes for Missouri - they're a "meh" team too. From a fan's standpoint, I wouldn't want the B10 to expand if it meant having to take either of those two teams.

Link worked for me, FWIW. What I thought was cool about the trailer: the last part where it's basically a first-person shot of Spiderman jumping around the city. What I thought wasn't cool: everything else? Seriously, I had this thought at least four times during the trailer: Didn't I already see this movie with Toby McGuire? So, is this one supposed to be appreciably different? Darker, someone said?

More skill to dig, more balls to do really high rolls.

And let me guess, it was Caylee Anthony's fault for inhaling the chloroform.

Made that Porsche seem like it was sitting still.

I kind of see where you're going with this. Don't. It's a good thread about a good thing. Back on topic: Stillman, is he a Ben, Jr. or Ben II (or neither)?

Congratulations, Stillman. Hopefully, parenthood won't be as difficult as all of the child psychologists posting in thread have made it seem.

If you watch it long enough, the airplane eventually takes off from the treadmill.

Exactly how many drugs is your aunt addicted to? Fairly immaterial question, but I'm curious nonetheless.

I just laughed out loud.

I like what you've done here.

Three <3 <3 <3 for Apache.

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/a1856ebd.jpg

Wait, I actually gave you negative rep?

I've never given anyone negative rep. And I only gave out positive rep right after the whole thing started just to see what happened. I gave out the positive rep to like five people and then they all had like 6 trillion positive rep points instantaneously. I figured something was broke. Haven't given it out since. All that being said, I support Hal's proposal.

Could be maggot therapy? (I can't quite make out what is actually in his foot.) Sometimes maggots are used to clean wounds with, for instance, diabetic patients that are prone to lesions like that in their feet.

For everyone else: there are two doors located at the front entrance of the clubhouse. If you are looking at the clubhouse, then go to the one on the left - it will be unlocked. If you went to one that is locked, then the process of elimination is your friend. I'm bringing some soda (diet Coke, Sierra Mist) for mixers (or just drinking), chips (both the ones you eat and the ones you play poker with), awesome abdominals, and a winning charisma.

IIRC, you did just fine with a sinus infection - maybe it's good luck for you to have one? In any event, man up, chug some DayQuil or take a couple hits of Sudafed, and make it over here.

Checking in, everything is a go. The only thing I don't have is a large (nine-seater) poker table. My clubhouse has several actual poker tables, but they only seat six (or seven) max, and I'd like to have a nine-seat poker table for the "final table." Bring whatever you want for drinks. If we get hungry, we can always order pizza or something. Festivities begin at 7pm. :fuckyeah:

Not Brian is the reason why this thread is worthwhile.

OOOPS LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE SHOULD STOP BEING PARANOID CONSPIRACY THEORIST SCHIZOID GUY