Dr. Pomade

Black 03/04 Cobras are straight legit. I'm willing to bet you could spray an 80-shot - through every gear - all night long while dig racing on 270 over and over and over and it'll take it like a champ. Well, your clutch will hate life, but only sissies care about clutches. Heart the car. Welcome.

I think kickass was using the British spelling of color, which is "colour," to poke fun at your comment about the Americans (or lack thereof). Colour Me Badd = British version of my band. "Tick tock you don't stop, I want to shag you up."

Hey, waitaminute, I'm getting cracked on?

No one gets it because I'm an idiot. It's part of my charm.

No, I know. My question was rhetorical. Thanks for ruining my cute little joke, you jerk.

I see what u did there, but just wondering y?

Just switched to AT&T U-verse from Time Warner yesterday. I'm now paying about $15 LESS a month and I now have an additional DVR box, more channels (e.g., NFL Network), wireless internet, and faster internet speeds. So far, very glad I made the switch.

White.

YOUR SAUSAGE FINGERS WONT BE GOOD FOR HITTING THE KEYS STICK TO PLAYING THE KRISPY KREME BANJO

I've always heard that Nebraska fans are amongst the best - if not THE best - college football fans in the country. It would be, I think, out of character (given what I know about Nebraska fans) for a Nebraska fan to say something like that. Of course, there are always exceptions to the rule. My impression is that Nebraska fans are grateful for the opportunity to come to the Big 10 and expect to be competitive, hope to win, but certainly don't expect to own the conference. BTW, Nebraska's Big 10 schedule next year is like murderer's row.

Need ???? in there somewhere. 1 buy parrot 2 teach a few popular songs 3 record with autotone 4 ???? 5 profit

CR has always been a tough crowd. Not really sure why it's been like that, but it is. Some noobs do stuff to invite the criticism - this guy doesn't seem to be doing much beyond talking about what he likes to do with his time and his money? Welcome, OP. I can't really comment much about drifting, since I don't know that much about it. Looks cool enough to me, though. And fairly difficult to do correctly.

Me either - the names seem to be universally unacceptable, except to the geniuses who came up with them in the first place. I'm with you - East/West or North/South. It makes me want to scream when people try to say, "But, technically, team X isn't in the East/West/North/South." Ummmmm, we have a conference with 12 teams and have no problem calling it the Big 10. I think we're okay with things not being literally correct.

However, if I understand things correctly, Cuban (and whoever helps him back the endeavor) is going to offer the Universities an X amount of dollars if they agree to participate in a playoff at the end of the season if they are chosen/make the playoff. Given enough money, the universities would likely listen. Schools are not obligated to participate in the bowls, if I'm not mistaken.

Whoa, awesome - link?

No, seriously, fucking fake.

Staged.

She's just as delusional as he was.

LOL

Looks like it's breaking the speed of sound while parked. IMPRESSIVE

LOL @ kickass

LOL, what in the fuck?

Haha what the hell? I just lost it when the fox started going crazy.

No, I meant to wnaplay saying I would say something about a fatboy convention or whatever? Yeah, oddly, the stang guy probably has no idea how cool you are in person. And I'm willing to bet stang guy is cool too. It's not mutually exclusive for us all to be cool. AMIRITE?

BTW, it's really difficult to post a picture of yourself on the internet and not get flamed. If you're ugly, then you're just doomed. If you look too good, people will get jealous. Also, if you look good, people will just assume you're posting it because you think you look good, and then you're pegged as a narcissistic. You can't be doing anything that makes you look like you're trying to look good. Think here mirror pictures. Even if you do look good, people will still hate you for it. Obviously, you can't have anything in the picture that makes you look weird. People will scour ever single pixel of a picture just to spot something potentially embarassing. If you post a picture with a girl, she should be good looking enough not to be teased, but not so good looking that she's out of your league. If you are looking at the camera, you must be very careful with your bodylanguage. Hand signals are scrutinized. Make the wrong gesture and you're toast. Self-deprication usually goes over well in internet photos. It's basically a way of flaming yourself to save others from the opportunity. Sail, minus the wind. Just some thoughts.