Dr. Pomade

Haha, nicely done. Back on topic: Erik, seriously, I heart your car so, I would change very little (if anything) about it, especially with respect to exterior mods. FDs were always my favorite aesthetically of the Big 4 (with MKIVs being a very close second).

Not your picture skillz, it's the idea in general. So sad face should now be happy face.

That would look good if you did absolutely nothing like that to it.

What up Hal.

Nocturnal emission?

OMG PEOPLE ARE SO CEREAL ON TEH INTARNETZ!!1!

I rocked a 91 Eclipse GSX, some Skidz, black hightop Jordans with the reflective tongues, a Panama Jack tee-shirt, and my fucking Groveport varsity letterman jacket in high school. Do not ask me if I was cool in high school. I was high school.

Listen, if I cared about all this serious internets business, I would attack you with the might and fury of a seasoned e-warrior and you would die a horrible e-death.

That would be funny if it made sense.

I think I'll have Wendy's for dinner.

I'm blown away by this very important news.

Is this just someone blowing smoke up your ass?

Is this all just a bunch of hot air?

And Justice For All is one of the greatest albums of all time. Just saying.

What's the time on the Swatch watch? Listen, I got a date, can't be late...

I've never seen it before, and I thought it was a pretty cool vid. How often do you see a Veyron and a Carrera GT going at it on the street? Erik, about the R1 rider, I didn't pay that much attention to his tach, but do you think he was just intentionally hanging back? I thought that might be the case; maybe he's thinking he knows he's got a front-mounted camera and just wants to get good vid of the Veyron?

You're 21 and have worked with multiple pro athletes? Name some of them.

That is fucking disgusting. FTGL (Fuck That Guy's Life)

I'd probably wear my weight-lifting gloves, which I rarely take off. I often wear them when I'm driving to the gym just to let all the other motorists know that I'm not fucking around.

This car looks sick; I'd fucking rock it in a heartbeat, and then attack alligators lurking in that marsh in the background.

This just made me chuckle. You get a gold star made out of awesomeness. P.S. I don't care if that SHO has 850hp, it's still fucking ugly.

Threesome?

*fap*

*still fapping*