Dr. Pomade

Fapping vigorously now.

I'm giving this thread table dance status. With better material, it could be upgraded to uptime, two-for-one private dance status. With luck, this thread will achieve champagne room status.

This an awesome start. Now, are you a hot girl? You can be honest if you are. I'm often honest about my hotness. Honesty is welcome here, as is hotness.

I'm a male stripper and I've owned three Mustangs. Do you have really great hair and an awesome midsection? If so, then that means we have a ton in common.

LOL @ Jesse.

Couldn't have been me, I was at my indoor soccer match from 11:00pm to 4:24am.

Is it weird that I actually do want to sex you up? You've redeemed yourself from the Top Gun fax paus - this is a fairly quality list right here. As for an outfit, might I suggest: - Skidz pants (these would be my first choice) - if not Skidz, then you have to go with Guess jeans - whatever pants you wear, they must be "pegged" (i.e., rolled up at the bottom so that they are tight around your ankles) - a pair of Jordans, not the very first ones (i.e., black high-tops with red trim, as those were in the 80's, I believe), but the second and third ones (i.e., the second ones were the three-quarter top ones that came in black and red, "Carolina blue" and white, etc, and the third ones were the high-tops that came in black and had the shiny/reflective stuff on the tongue). - as for shirts, I would go with one of those hypercolor shirts (the ones where if you put your hand on it the shirt would turn a different color - until you washed the shirt and then it ruined it). You could also go with a Bugle Boy shirt or Z. Cavarecchi shirt (sp?). Another option is to go with a Panama Jack shirt of some sort. If you wear a short-sleeved shirt, then you absolutely must roll the sleeves. Yes, pegged pants and rolled sleeves. Do it - you're so 90's right now. - since it'll be cold out, I'd definitely want to sport a Starter jacket of some sort, with the popular choice being a Chicago Bulls Starter jacket. However, other acceptable teams would the Los Angeles Raiders (yes, the Raiders were in L.A. then), the Atlanta Falcons, or the North Carolina Tar Heels. - as for accessories, I suggest a pair of Oakley sunglasses and, perhaps, some kind of baseball cap of a sports team. If you go with the hat, make sure the team is NOT in any way related to the team of the Starter jacket you're wearing (i.e., it is perfectly acceptable to match a Boston Celtics hat with an Atlanta Falcons Starter jacket). Also, make sure the hat is perched up on your head, as though it might fall of the back of your head at any moment. I hope this helps. Shanton, let me know when and where this party is; I'm so down for going.

Plus ones.

No.

Was it at QS&L? Bike nights there are always accidents-in-waiting (and the culprits aren't always guys on bikes, either).

Awesome story - I actually laughed out loud at the "he pulls a Terminator 2" part.

Misspellers are taking this thread to the ick stream.

Wow, this noob is bent waaaay out of shape over this. I can almost see him sitting at his computer, screaming at the the screen, cursing CR ("OMG U R ALL SO GAY AND QUEER AND GAY!!!!1!1!"), and then finding solace by having 14 guys come over to his apartment in Speedos while they watch the Giants-Eagles playoff game and drink Bud Select.

I think I know the Jason and the Alex that are being referenced. I think I have no fucking clue about anything else in this thread.

Holy fuck, that is some mind-blowing, thoroughly awesome stuff. Thanks for sharing. I'm in complete amazement.

Genius.

One of my favorite scenes from that movie.

This is probably one of the best movie reviews I've ever read. "Watching this movie was like watching regular pictures move around like they were alive." "This movie reminded me of another movie that I saw that was pretty good." "Movies like this make me think about stuff in detail, kind of like dreams and algebra." "I'd probably watch this movie again just to make sure I didn't miss all of the important stuff that happened in it, like when the people were there and running."

Are you sure it wasn't that stomach bug that has been going around? I think a lot of people have caught it and mistakenly assumed they had food poisoning. That stomach bug is no joke. In any event, sorry to hear that you're not feeling well.

LOL, I remember that. Dr. Z06 is a fucking chachi, though. BTW, the translation of your screenname (Master of the Universe) made me laugh after I sounded it out. Well played.

AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!!!1!!

But I am le tired!

LOL, what in the fuck is happening in this thread? There's 614Street talking about a tranvestite paying in jeans, then there's a random picture of an eagle.

Eli, wow, sorry to hear this, hope you recover quickly and fully. Your flex was just too powerful for your body.