Dr. Pomade

Yo yo yo who's ready for a racie?

That was close, but now we're rich.

You can take that attitude and shove it up your muffler.

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No way, look, I got this. I know the owner of this club, we go way back. Best friends. Just follow me, and watch this.

Anyway, I'm pretty much a big deal. I actually invented the Pooch Pouch: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/225191554_2ef15d7ee5.jpg

Out of all of my tattoos, that one is by far my favorite.

Oh, I do that sometimes, you know, just to help out. Seriously, I own this place, all of it. I just park cars to help out the valet guys, that's all.

Seriously, it's cool, park it there. Yes, I know, it's a handicap spot. I own Park Street, like the whole street.

I just bought Long Street, Nationwide Arena, and the new Huntington Park. Yes, you can park there. It's VIP.

Are you being serious?

Spiel perhaps?

This is the sound of me getting really turned on.

Attack of the El Bees.

I used to, now I just slather them on my body and allow them to absorb in through the course of my workout. They get directly to muscles quicker that way, and they give you a great sheen for flexing in mirrors.

Just a thought, but maybe some thought should be given to actually re-opening the politics section? Seems like people keep posting stuff about it, which means there are people who want to keep talking about it it. If the politics section was reopened, then the people who want to talk politics can do it to their hearts' content and the rest of the board wouldn't be littered with the dialogue. Note: This isn't a slam against Jon or anyone else who talks about politics, just a suggestion of what could be done.

About eight ounces of orange juice, 25g of whey protein, and 15g of soy protein for a pre-workout shake.

If a statement ends in a question mark, is it considered a question?

Budweiser American Ale. This is the first time I've had it. Not bad, though not exactly great, either. It's not a Bass, that's for sure.

That too. Keep it all neat and clean - the ladies will thank you for it.

A longer goatee/beard is going to feel wiry - it's long facial hair, what do you expect? I don't think any amount of shampooing and conditioning is going to help. Keep your shit neat and trimmed, or just shave your face. That's my humble advice.

Because I'm still mad at you for beating me on your R1Million.

Yeah, getting a passport is relatively painless. Step 1: Go to CVS and tell them you need a passport photo. Step 2: Get your pose on. Step 3: Take passport photo to any post office and tell them that you want a passport. Step 4: Fill out their paperwork, pay some money (I think it's about $200, maybe less?). Step 5: Wait for passport to arrive in the mail. Step 6: Get your international travel on. Step 7: ???? Step 8: Profit.

I kind of like that it's a hole in the wall place where you have to wait an ungodly long time to get in - kind of ads to the ambiance and mystique of the place. Besides, the long wait is just an excuse to drink a bunch and get your buzz on.

Haha - YES! Heart you.